No. I won't physically punch her. Grab her huge ass crisp packet and force it down her throat maybe...
I can't stand the loud russle russle russle crinkle crinkle crinkle chomp chomp fuckedy chomp anymore. How many fecking crisps are in that bag?
Oh and I'm not the only one. I see three other twitchers holding themselves in. Eyes twitching, fingers squeezing and everything.
I know it's public, I know the public suck, I know I should drive so no one could piss me off but...she's bloody annoying and I want to moan.
Crinkle...
Crinkle...
Chomp...chomp...chomp...