To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

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Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

better. Good luck with that. I organised the venue, remember? And I really don't want to start a 'AIBU to have given BJ's to Co Op Boy to secure a venue and then bride decided to go elsewhere'.

That would be awful.

ruby. I actually like navy. I think it is underrated as a colour.

Since when was co-op boy getting a bj????

AGL. As you know, our budgeting is limited for this wedding, so I have kindly offered to help out with 'costs'.

Yeah, I knew a bj was being given just not to him :(

AGL. Whaaaat? Are you suggesting I'm some sort of slapper vaguely promiscuous?

Thing is what abiut my dress and I do like a bit of volume

I have had no comlaints about bjs I'll have you know. But only give them with my teeth out

I thought the bj was for old man's with the barn and crusty cock

But only give them with my teeth out

Portia I think your Gran is using your account...

No its probably Jim the lifeboatman with the crabs under his hat

Ruby No! 'Twas for Co Op Boy! depends how crusty said cock is

You can but those thingys to put in your mouth to prevent infestation from crusty cocks

I'm sure it was payment for barn. I really am. Problem is there are too many pages of nobody posting anything to look back and check.

I'm with you, Ruby - remember it distinctly as was astonished by Jess's erm, altruism.

It was payment for barn but now we may have to find Jims barn to fit the volumious dresses in. If Jim with the hat hasnt got a barn we'll use the mobile filming Van from. mammoth productions. I know a chappie who workxs for them and we'll get mates rates. Said van is parked at ,Gunwalloe. I saw it earlier

The barn!

Fuckity fuck. Am convinced I only agreed to Co-Op.

Oh, well. Here goes.

I really, really intended to come back in here but I can't remember why I didn't last night and today has been manic.

DD got the results she needed, got her uni place and will be buggering off to Suffolk in February to do Paramedic Science. Yay!

And our day/evening with the Navy took a rather dramatic twist. All started fine, went off on the boat, out to the ship. I opted to drive today so dp and his mate got absolutely ratted on free booze and we missed the first boat back to shore and consequently the coach taking us over to the Royal Marine thing.

We got the second boat, I had to then drive two pissed blokes over and find somewhere to park. Got down to the prom and finally found dp (who I had chucked out at the pier) and while talking I noticed a guy running down the beach, throwing one of the lifeguard paddle boards over the fencing. Dp is chairman of the lifeguards, so I've just said 'isn't that one of our boards?' followed by 'isnt' that one of our lifeguards throwing himself over the fence as well?'

One of our guys had spotted a swimmer caught in a long shore drift (meaning she was being pulled along very fast in line with the shore but couldn't get out of it to swim in) and as it was nearly dark, she was bloody lucky. Another lifeguard got the board and paddled out, we then got on the radio and called our lifeboat back in to the area to help and they managed to get her safely to the beach. The coastguard was waiting for her and had stern words about the stupidity of swimming alone and at night.

We then went off to watch the Royal Marines. Very nice it was too.

Tomorrow we will go and watch the marines beating the shit out of each other in a display thing, the band again and then go to the lifeguard unit to just hang out and drink coffee.

I will also attempt to read this thread since I last posted as I'm too bloody tired tonight.

That wasn't the emoji I was gong for. It should have been:

The previous one may have proved ineffective.

My man is calling me to bed
Nighty night I think

Well, that was certainly an an exciting day, cats, although not in the way you intended! Sounds as though you didn't get much booze after all.
Your husband sounds as if he had a good time, though!

Congratulations on your daughter's results - after yesterday's stress, lots of people on this thread will be sleeping more soundly tonight!

Jess, it was definitely the old, crusty cock you volunteered to blow. And oh so quickly as well.

Ladies! If the dresses get any bigger, it will just be me and you all in the barn. No room for MrBeing.

jet, the Pinterest pages are looking great. Although the shoes were a tad out of the £14.97 budget.

Just watched PortiaBoyf professing his love for some Elf Bimbo. Had to remind myself he was acting before I called in the big guns PortiaGran!

Thanks Better, and bless her, she offered to look after her sister tonight so we could go out, turning down a night out with alcohol friends. Mind you she was out most of last weekend and the weekend before! I did give her money so they could go to Sprinkles though.

Who is getting married? I'm so tired, but I'm in so much pain with my back tonight that I can't sleep so sitting here until I fall into a coma. But struggling to follow the random conversations going on! I keep seeing bits about bridesmaids, blow jobs and crusty men. I think I may be hallucinating.

bridesmaids, blow jobs and crusty men. I think I may be hallucinating.

Erm, no your not hallucinating. This thread is very random. Its a mix of our real lives and some fake/made up events and jokes.

being is engaged to be married for real. So we decided to plan her a wedding (just for fun). She gave us a budget of £14.98? So we were all chipping in with stuff. Then somebody posted a pic of a barn, that was a bit ramshackle and said the famer said we could have it for free if somebody gave him a blow job. The farmer had apparently warned that we'd need to be careful of his crusty old cock - but it wasn't clear whether he was referring to his manhood or a cockeral. Jess jumped at the chance to take one for the team.