New neighbours loud sex

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They moved in on Saturday and last night as I was watching tv in my lounge I could hear her moaning and groans over my tv. I've never heard other neighbours in any other house having sex, even house sharing as a student. Thing is I don't like hearing her and she was SO loud. Obviously they can do what they want in their own house and maybe it was just a really good night for her! But if it continues should I mention we can hear them? I hate the idea of having people round and hearing them, it just feels ughhh. AIBU to feel like this?

We had a screamer too. I went around and apologised if they could hear our children as the walls were really thin, especially upstairs.

They broke up soon after and moved away. Sorry to whoever lives next door to her now!

Anyone seen Avenue Q?! It's like a Muppets musical for adults.
They have a song in the show called 'you can be as loud as the hell you want... (when you're making love)

This thread made me think of it!

(Warning for bad language and puppet sex... , not for the faint hearted...)

I lived in a flat with very thin walls. For a few months (mercifully) there was a couple next door who seemed to dtd every night. She was a screamer and he obviously took pride in his prowess at prolonging the ecstasy. One night (of many) at 2am she was screaming 'put it in me, put it in me'. I was so sick of it at this point I flew out of bed, hammered on the adjoining wall and shouted 'for fucks sake put it in her so we can all get some peace!' It seemed to improve after my outburst. 😃

I’ve told this before but here we go again. When I was renting a flat after my wife and I separated, I had very thin walls and a neighbour who was a total player. Three separate girls on the go. How do I know that there were three separate girls?? Because all three made very different noises during sex. I never saw them or him but I had the religious one(oh god, oh god, ohhhh gggoooddd), tourettes syndrome(fuck, fuck, ohhhh fuuuuckkk) and monkey noises (ooh ooh, oooh ooh, aaaahhh). It was definitely very off-putting when I was getting zilch.

Play the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber near the party wall as soon as they start. Hearing ALW and maintaining an erection are mutually incompatible.

ALW- how about Celine Dion? Or allege that the noisy woman is faking it?

Either she or he is marking their territory, or they are both in on it. Or they are hoping for a threesome.

I hate people who obviously need a well padded room.

No one is interested. Perhaps though they are on a pay per view re internet pron?

That's the thing, it sounded so full on fake, like the soundtrack to a really bad porn film😃

I'm seconding the suggestion to play Barry White.

We had students next door and there were regularly very fake sounding lady noises from the bedroom adjacent to mine. Thick Victorian walls too! I tried banging (the wall...) to little avail. They've moved thankfully!

Play let's talk about sex full blast? Hire a set of bagpipes and play terribly every time they start?

We have this problem. Every night at 10.30, you can set the clock by them. It's hell.

I've had this problem and it still continues to be a problem. last night I struggled to sleep and heard every moan. I don't believe anyone should have to put up with this noise. it's completely avoidable. I have spoken to her three times over the past year. I thought she would be embarrased. not a chance. in the end I got in touch with the landlady and council. now I'm stuck in a house I'm very unlikely to sell as I would have to declare the issue.

I doubt this will be the only time you hear it. though I hope for you this isn't the case. you have my sympathies

I was tempted to blast music and hair dry my hair this morning at 6am. I'm tempted to be as selfish and inconsiderate as her next time

it sounded so full on fake, like the soundtrack to a really bad porn film

I wouldn't know. I only watch good porn films.

But yelling Faking it might restrain them and would certainly be good for a laugh.

Our old neighbour's girlfriend used to bark like a dog when they were in the throes. DS was a toddler at the time and would copy her and laugh, then we'd all laugh - every time. They realised eventually.

Had it have happened recently I'd have changed the wifi name to 'We can hear the people at number 11 shagging'.

I hate these threads, I'm not a screamer by any means but my dh is good and I fear I may lose myself the once a month we actually dtd the shame

I don't know what the fuss is about. People should just let others get on with it. I agree if it's fake and ridiculously loud and shouty then that's not on but normal moans and squeaks and headboard noises are all part of the fun. Would neighbours rather hear shouting and arguing?

Me and my current bf have a very healthy sex life and we often dedicate whole weekends to dtd. We also live in flats with neighbours all around but no way would I let worrying about noise stop our fun. The woman above us is pretty deaf, lucky for us lol, and the neighbour who backs onto our bedroom is a miserable old sod anyway.

We had this on holiday in a crappy hotel. After hearing them the first night - all night - we expected them to be youngsters in the first flush of romance, but they were just like that swinging couple from Benidorm. The Husband used to wink at us at breakfast (yuk!) and when they were DTD (several times every night) it sounded as though she was shouting "whip me! whip me! Call me Bill!!"

Suffice it to say that DH and I have never managed to get down to it since that holiday without one of us saying that and then falling about laughing....

"Call me Bill" wtf?

Incidentally, that Benidorm couple has put me off sex for life.

Tbh Lord the holiday couple ruined it for us even without Benidorm. DH now thinks "Fancy an early night, Bill? " is seductive

You lucky thing!

I'm not sure how they work but would a prettily wrapped ball gag be a suitable housewarming gift?