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To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 21:41

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond. Grin

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can Wink

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

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toadgirl · 07/08/2016 22:19

I know!

Come on Hearts!!!! No shilly-shallying on this thread, I'm afraid.

Don't let the tumbleweeds fool you.

This is no walk in the park, let me tell you!

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:19

I also have three nipples.

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:20

And I'm on three devices right now

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 22:20

OmG on the first thread I posted about my wooo garden light that came on when I rubbed the fridge and turned itself off when I rubbed the fridge. Well, I saw that it had come on again so I rubbed the fridge again - and the light turned itself OFF!!!!

PS ( I don't have 3 nipples. I lied).

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 22:20

Don't put soap on your wotsit

It'll melt and all the orangey cheesy powder will go down the plughole.

I have three cans of Diet Coke on my bedside table

Curiouser and curiouser!

Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 22:20

IS IT NEW YORK?!?

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:20

I didn't lie

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 22:21

Maybe she's putting three children to bed...

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 22:21

AGL

I didn't lie

Good boy!

All those hours I spent bringing you up on the last thread paid off, I see Smile

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:21

I live in England's highest market town

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 22:22

Reading each one three stories...

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 22:22

Reading each one three stories..

Putting them in three sets of pyjamas each....

Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 22:23

Singing three songs...

justdontevenfuckingstart · 07/08/2016 22:23

I have a beautiful passion flower that the previous owners have planted in the dullest part of the garden so setting blooms but not flowering.

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:24

toad Feel free to continue to bring me up!

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toadgirl · 07/08/2016 22:24

I have a beautiful passion flower that the previous owners have planted in the dullest part of the garden so setting blooms but not flowering

How beautiful.

Like Portia's ever-flowering passion for AT Grin

VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 22:24

Hearts are they proper chips, or crisps? Cos the Americans call crisps chips and chips fries.

Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 22:25

Vanilla - I still think that's a UFO, lighting up your garden. Did you notice ET at all?

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 22:25

toad Feel free to continue to bring me up!

It would be a pleasure.

You are such a wonderful young man. You did us proud on the last thread and got this one off to a brilliant start :)

To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?
VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 22:26

AGL Does it produce bottled water?

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:27

This one is also zooming away Grin

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Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 22:27

Hearts has abandoned us, mid-riddle! She's Heartless!

RubyCav · 07/08/2016 22:27

Bloody hell you lot. I only did a bit of house work and watered the plants and you finished the last thread without me (there were 5 pages left). Then to top it off I come over here and your 5 bloody pages in!

Anybody (even noone) want to catch me up?

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 22:28

It does, Vanilla, I think? Possibly now actually produced somewhere else?

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 22:28

No Better i didn't. I think it might be the wind. Who's been eating beans tonight?