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To ask my wife to stop using blue cistern blocks?

247 replies

Breadandwine · 06/08/2016 01:32

Which are absolutely unnecessary and environmentally unsound.

But apart from this, I've been following the 'If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down' dictum for some years now. (The lid of the toilet is always kept down.) If my wife doesn't use cistern blocks (these things appear intermittently), everything is fine. However, when she puts the blocks in, there is a reaction between the urine in the bowl and the chemicals in the blocks resulting in a crust forming around the sides of the bowl.

This can't just be wiped or brushed away. The best way I've found to get rid of it is to use a (dedicated) pan scrubber. But it's a pain in the arse, to coin a phrase.

OP posts:
GrumpyOldBag · 06/08/2016 09:17

YANBU.

Blue loo things are revolting and naff.

TaraCarter · 06/08/2016 09:19

Why not just stick a plastic basin in the bathroom sink to collect the water you use when you wash your hands and then slosh the saved water down the toilet?

LunaLoveg00d · 06/08/2016 09:24

YANBU, cistern blocks are horrible. Don't know anyone who uses them.

AliceThrewTheFookingGlass · 06/08/2016 09:25

TheBaker

I can't say I've ever splashed my undercarriage while having a wee. Splash back with poos is normal but for it to splash your bits during a wee suggests the water level in the toilet may be too high.

ButteredToastAndStrawberryJam · 06/08/2016 09:27

Here's a tip for people that don't want splash back, put some toilet paper in the bowl first, solves that problem.

foursillybeans · 06/08/2016 09:31

YANBU as they are environmentally damaging and we all need to stop being so precious about spotlessly clean houses and belongings and consider our environment to be more important.

However I will say that my DH's urine absolutely stinks and he doesn't realise or accept this. I hate it when he doesn't flush. I don't flush wee when I do it or the children but I flush his away. It does smell different for different people. Perhaps your wee smells bad.

BalloonSlayer · 06/08/2016 09:31

OP are you Rupert Campbell-Black?

TheWindInThePillows · 06/08/2016 09:33

I use them, discovered them a year or two ago, and they have been brilliant at reducing my need to clean the loo several times a week, there were constant marks/stuff on one of the loos (due to poor design) and now there aren't. I know it's not environmentally friendly, but neither was my 4/5 times a week bleach habit. I would stop using them if my husband hated them though, I'm not that attached to them! Don't care about 'naffness', nothing less naff than a clean toilet.

lottiegarbanzo · 06/08/2016 09:39

Yanbu to ask her. Talking - and listening to - your wife sounds an excellent idea.

Yabu if you imagine you can generate a knockout 'right answer' in your favour from an internet forum, to present her with.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 06/08/2016 11:23

So do we think lazy journo or...?

NovemberInDailyFailLand · 06/08/2016 13:03

Nah - the OP is quite a regular poster. I'm afraid this one is fo' real :)

Sallystyle · 06/08/2016 13:11

I fucking hate it when my teens can't be arsed to flush the toilet. Piss stinks, it stinks even more when it is morning pee and it's been festering in the toilet for a while.

I don't want to go to the toilet to be greeted by stale piss. I don't want to see or smell it.

Flush the fucking chain. I don't care if it saves water, it's gross.

I feel quite strongly about this Grin

I am not a germaphobe or even house proud but it's the one thing I do find really gross.

MrsCampbellBlack · 06/08/2016 13:13

I really thought OP was going to object to them on the basis of them being very common Wink

Unflushed loos are vile.

So flush and lose the blue bricks.

coolpotato · 06/08/2016 13:25

I think the OP has "pissed off" (and not flushed Grin)

ConcreteUnderpants · 06/08/2016 15:12

Can't you just piss in the shower, OP ? Grin

I only don't flush at night, but then it's only me using it then. Has to be flushed in the day.

YABU - wee smells and cistern blocks make the water a cool colour.

Breadandwine · 06/08/2016 15:18

Thanks for all the considered responses, which I've enjoyed and been appalled by in equal measure! Smile

We have had 'The talk' - but my wife likes to see blue liquid in the toilet bowl. She doesn't have the same concern for the environment that I do.

...have a message for your wife - LTB! Grin

I think the blocks are just staining the crust formed by urine resting in the bowl, like disclosing tablets and plaque on poorly brushed teeth.

No, it's not that. I get my hand down the toilet on a regular basis - my poo on the side of the bowl, my responsibility. It's only the combination of wee and cistern block that creates the crust.

clean it yourself! See above.

Maybe you could pee in a big jar? One with a lid. Then empty in the loo when you are prepared to flush it. Your wife will probably want you to keep this jar away from anything else, garage or shed perhaps? It'll save your loo and you won't need the blocks.

This is the point at which I repeat my recommendation for Method toilet cleaner. It's environmentally friendly, smells of peppermint (so no nasty loo-cleaner smell) and best of all, actually works on limescale. I live in a really really hard water area, and left to itself, the loo goes black under the waterline in days. It's revolting. I have tried every loo cleaner under the sun, including blocks, and nothing really works apart from Method. It's amazing.

I like the jar idea - I could tip it down the sink! And I'll look out for Method, thank you Annie.

I'm with you OP - we follow the the mellow yellow approach & it is fine for me. We also don't have blocks in the cistern, which are dreadful for the environmental & utterly pointless.

However, in the the whacky MN world I am apparently a minger of the highest order - the obsessive hygiene of some posters on here is unfuckingbelieveable to me.

We need a 'Thumbs up' emoticon - for that post and many others. Grin

OP posts:
RubbleBubble00 · 06/08/2016 15:26

No flushing at night (unless poo) purely becuase it's noisy and we live in a terrace with paper thin walls. It's stinky in the morning so I flush and pop some toiled cleaner on.

beefthief · 06/08/2016 15:32

Ah yes, men's piss smells different to women's, and of course it smells worse. Christ alive, the misandry on here is intolerable sometimes.

Sources: www.quora.com/Which-smells-worse-male-urine-or-female-urine-Why

Another shameful thread, well done Mumsnet.

Onlytimewilltell · 06/08/2016 15:41

I didn't know that not flushing the toilet was even a thing! Seriously that's disgusting- do you not use toilet paper then? How does the toilet not get blocked up with toilet paper if you don't flush? Or do you just wipe with your hands or drip dry in your knickers. Disgusting.

AliceThrewTheFookingGlass · 06/08/2016 15:53

How does the toilet not get blocked up with toilet paper if you don't flush?

By not using a stupid amount of toilet paper.

toadgirl · 06/08/2016 15:58

Oh crap pressed send too early

At least you didn't leave said crap steaming in bowl. You can't send crap off too early IMO Grin

TaraCarter · 06/08/2016 16:11

Beefthief

All that is, is a very short (three replies) thread on a site with people posting their unsubstantiated opinions. Not a single citation. And one of those three people said male and female urine was differently scented, on account of different hormones!

beefthief · 06/08/2016 16:20

Ah yes, as opposed to the well-reasoned and cited posts on here.

Here's the NHS page on smelly wee, which doesn't state that men and women should be treated differently: www.nhs.uk/conditions/smelly-urine/Pages/Introduction.aspx

Your move, Tara. And to be honest, even if you do find a source that contradicts me, I highly doubt the intellectual heavyweights like NovemberInDailyFailLand and mathanxiety have based their posts on anything more substantial than "intuition" and "making it up".

annandale · 06/08/2016 16:22

Welcome to a new world only. Personally I do a shimmy and aim to use no more than a square, or sometimes use a flannel. Since those get washed I shouldn't think much is saved but at least I'm trying.

Does anyone have a composting toilet?

Sparklingbrook · 06/08/2016 17:04

We really do not need a thumbs up emoticon. MNHQ have confirmed this.

Having 'the talk' with your wife about cistern blocks and crusty loos? That sounds a fun thing to do on a sunny Saturday.

And now talk of hands down the toilet on a regular basis and tipping jars of wee down the sink. Confused