Do I need to say anymore?
I am at the airport four hours before my flight. I arrived four hours early because for some reason, it takes a lot of people 10 x longer than it should to get through an airport!
At the check-in desk... "No, I didn't book my seat online. Can I do it now? We need 4 seats together..." Whilst a queue of 40 waits behind...
At security... "Can I take this through. Can I take that through?"
In coffee shop... "How much? It's only £2 in our town!"
On the plane... "Seat 22J.... Seat 22j..." Spoken as said person checks every fucking seat not realizing that they're in numerical order!
Move!