...to ask about your husband or male partners pants???

[Mumtodogs]

Apologies in advance for the odd question....can anyone help with an ' argument between my husband and I??
He regularly has mysterious holes in his pants, which I ( jokingly, but half seriously if I'm honest) attribute to scratching and other unpleasant manly habits ....he insists it's the washing machine ( which manages to wash everything else without damage.....)
Am I the only woman who's other half has mysterious holey undies...is this a " thing??"

Ds has holey pants.
I think it's a mix of loads of things.
Some small ones on outer thigh are probably from brambles or wash machine.
Some have had the fronts scratched out.
And others have definitely had the back blown out.

He isn't old enough for the giant dangle sandpaper yet.

Dh regularly has holes in his pants. I drew the line when he managed to wear holes in his jeans though (I bought new jeans and removed the old ones). It was obscene when he bent over but he claimed nobody likes at his inner thighs to notice

Mumtodogs just remind him that the internet is worldwide

Ha ha brilliant, thank you everyone

This thread is hilarious!

I've bought husband some Jockeys. They are more well-made than what he usually gets. Maybe they'll last a little longer.....