to order a pizza?

[AliceInFairy]

I'm really fat but want it. Stuffed crust the lot. Do I?

Only posh people eat their pizza off a plate

Only weird people get plates for delivery pizza. Probably the same weirdos who eat pizza with a knife & fork.

I just ate Pesto Pasta & Cheese 'n Onion rolls. Not sure if it was breakfast/lunch/dinner - who care?! I've been up since 5am, but not hungry, when I was hungry I ate. If I'm hungry later, I'll eat later.

Oh lord I'm so messy I need a plate. I'm not posh, just a picker-upper and put a down-er. And dipper. Did I mention the dip?

Dinner at 4:30? I've only just eaten my lunch

layla you should be sent to prison! Fruit has no place in a pizza! .

OP, it's still relatively early so there's still dinner to consider. I'm having chips and a battered sausage. The only thing is I don't want to leave the house so I'm considering ordering something online. I also fancy a cider so I'm weighing up my options.