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Words that make you feel physically sick.

157 replies

firstandmiddle · 09/07/2016 13:43

Moist

nuff said.

OP posts:
EwanWhosearmy · 09/07/2016 18:30

Most of mine seem to be generally hated
moist
panties
portion
hubby
hubs
hun

also "cuppa". Cannot bear it. How much quicker is it to say than "tea"?

Several have posted BAE. British Aerospace?

Crunchymum · 09/07/2016 18:34

Gash.

Gives me the heeby jeebies when used to describe a wound

Used to describe a woman's vagina it is just unforgiveable!!

IthinkIamsinking · 09/07/2016 18:36

Enclosed
Meal

Atlas15 · 09/07/2016 18:40

Vagina,
Fanny,
People calling dinner 'tea' eg what's for tea?

DragonMamma · 09/07/2016 18:41

Discharge makes me cringe.

Panties
Bubba/baba
Prinny

I don't mind moist if it's said in relation to cake.

FantaIsFine · 09/07/2016 18:44

Pardon
Lounge
Toilet
Dinner
Dessert
Less (when they mean fewer)

Split infinitives of any kind of which MNetters seem to be unaware (as well as ending a sentence with a preposition)

Birdsgottafly · 09/07/2016 18:45

Beef curtains.
Lippy (for lipstick)
Mazzy (for mascara)
Split Arse

FantaIsFine · 09/07/2016 18:48

Hate "c@nt" as well but occasionally am known to use it where truly justified for the person, less the biology.

"Smashed pastie" for same is just gross

FantaIsFine · 09/07/2016 18:50

Also, any words spelt with z rather than s because of America...sorry, shutting up now anally retentive

firstandmiddle · 09/07/2016 18:50

Split Arse

I really want to google this.

but will I regret it Hmm

OP posts:
molyholy · 09/07/2016 18:54

Membrane.

Birdsgottafly · 09/07/2016 18:56

""Split Arse""

It a sexist slang name for a woman.

As in, "why would I be arsed with another split Arse?" When asked if they're happy being single.

I hear it a lot from older (sexist) men, here in Liverpool. I have heard it in films, from other places, though.

newtscamander · 09/07/2016 18:58

Panties

MiracletoCome · 09/07/2016 19:06

Cool, some people say it a lot at work and it really annoys.

BeastofCraggyIsland · 09/07/2016 19:09

Tummy
Yummy
Mummy and Daddy when used by grown adults to refer to their own parents
Furbaby/furbabies
Meal - we had the most awful, prissy Home Economics teacher at my school and I can still remember her saying the word 'meal' over and over in one particular lesson until I had practically cringed myself inside out at the desk
Nipple
Cuppa
Teat

Tummy and yummy are the worst though.

GruffaloPants · 09/07/2016 19:10

I bought thrush medication in France.

It referred to thrush as "mini champignon" I.e. mini mushrooms. Blurgh.

ImogenTubbs · 09/07/2016 19:13

Phlegm.

It's the spelling. Flem would be fine.

froubylou · 09/07/2016 19:16

Vajazzle

Turd

Crusty

Vom/vommed

Gash

Notagainmun · 09/07/2016 20:14

Super instead of so. Super cute, super cool, super big. Makes me SO mad.

toadgirl · 09/07/2016 20:20

nom-nom

jobrum · 09/07/2016 20:21

Flob.

TheoriginalLEM · 09/07/2016 20:22

Pucker Envy

SerenaWilliamans · 09/07/2016 20:25

Gonads

mrgrouper · 09/07/2016 20:25

another vote for nom nom

if anyone calls me hun it makes me wince

GunnyHighway · 09/07/2016 20:31

Bae
Be like, as in women be like...
Bro
Chillax
Etc