To think the state of the country is entirely the fault of

[HoneyDragon]

Hipsters, ducks, and a nationwide lack of those things you put on your bicycle wheel spokes that make clacky noises when you pedal?

Houmous

Stickers on apples

It was the death of Terry Wogan that changed the views on Europe forever

Salted caramel

Everyone got lulled into a false sense of security that all problems could be sorted with the addition of salted caramel.

Do you remember the olden days when salted caramel used to be Baileys?

It was the fucking atheist unicorns.

Can't trust those pointy, sparkling bastards!

I blame fruit flies, annoying fuckers are everywhere.

When roller skates turned into roller blades.

Proper roller skates, with a weird key thing underneath to lengthen the length.

Kale, fucking Kale.

Personally, I think it was the caretaker. Its always the caretaker.

I blame the demise of LWT. We used to have proper programmes at the weekend, and usually a good film too. Now weekend tv is shite so people can't relax after a busy week and forget about things. 14 years of shite Saturday telly has done for us.

No it's because Magic Roundabout which was the ultimate example of Anglo-French collaboration for the greater good of humanity went off air in 1977. Since then we've been on a downward spiral.

The whole world went tits up when the made the holes in curly wurlies bigger. They're now like giant gaping black holes that suck the fun out of everything.

It all began with dimmer switches. They slowly killed off the 'big light'.
Big lights were always there to blind you and make sure you weren't getting Upto no good.

Duvets (or Continental Quilts as they were originally named), the sheets, blankets and candlewick bedspreads are the culprits.

The rot set in when waggon wheels shrunk. They were huge at one point and the last time I saw one in a shop you could eat the whole lot in 2 bites.

I'll try again so it makes more sense:

The introduction of Duvets (or Continental Quilts as they were originally named), the sheets, blankets and candlewick bedspreads are the culprits for the state of the country, they are wreaking their revenge.

Don't blame it on the sunshine,
Don't blame it on the moonlight,
Don't blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the boogie

" Nah, it was when dairy milk stopped being sold in foil with a paper wrapper and gotvalue engineeredrounded corners!"
That happened on two stages. The rounded corners are fairly recent. Cadbury caramel also stopped being sold in that sort of waxy foil. I used to love that :(

I'm Brighton and I love hipsters ! Take that !!

Speaking of hipsters I am making soup tonorrow that apparently ha to be served with a 'hunk' of bread. Where can I get such a thing?

I'm Brighton and I love hipsters ! Take that !!

Flying ants. They can fuck right off.

Dunno stealth but the country has gorn to the dogs since hunk stopped meaning a big handsome man à la Sweet Valley High :(

It's not been the same since Bejam disappeared from the high street.

The only way to fix things is for George R R Martin to finally fucking release The Winds of Winter.