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To be completely outraged that predictive text suggests that 'whip' should be followed by 'her'!

62 replies

xmasadsboohiss · 09/06/2016 15:19

Not 'him' or 'up' or 'over' or 'out' or anything else!

Who TAF comes up with this?

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PageStillNotFound404 · 09/06/2016 17:19

My predictive text doesn't like me swearing. Count funk blocks

Is your phone possessed by the ghost of Mary Whitehouse? Grin

DaveCamoron · 09/06/2016 17:21

Predictive text learns what you type and offers suggestions based on that so YABU.

mylovegoesdown · 09/06/2016 17:26

I get whip up, my and out.

The other day I was texting someone and typed 'I want to try' and one of my predictive text options was 'crack'.Smile

EnthusiasmDisturbed · 09/06/2016 18:00

I typed into my old Nokia phone

Please can you pick up some calpol on way over ds has a nasty cold

My phone decided it should be

Please can you pick up some calpol ds has a masturbation

EnthusiasmDisturbed · 09/06/2016 18:04

Thankfully I checked before sending

I am quite sure I had not typed masturbation into my phone before its just not a word I use

Shock Confused

And from then on it would sometimes change nasty to masturbation Confused though no texts were thankfully sent out with the changes I hope

isharewifinotsextoys · 09/06/2016 18:29

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StarryIllusion · 10/06/2016 09:55

You realise it isn't preset right? It learns from you. I get Up My and Out when I do it. It bases it on your patterns.

PollyCazaletWannabe · 10/06/2016 09:57

Would you mind whipping the consultant

Haha

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia · 10/06/2016 09:59

out up and ...with up as the preferred option here.

MinnieF1 · 10/06/2016 10:00

Mine suggested 'it out' too Blush

GloGirl · 10/06/2016 10:04

I get "the" "," "to"

Whipping gets me the same.

NoCapes · 10/06/2016 10:05

If I type in 'whip' I get - it out/and/about (never said this sentence before but I may have to start, I feel it needs a jig to go with it?)

If I type in 'would you mind whipping' I get - cream/out/the baby Shock! I've definitely never said that no matter how many times I've thought it

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