DP is slurping a pot noodle, apparently I am unreasonable. Reader, I am not.

[SatansLittleHelper2]

For eventually screeching For fucks sake, do you have to EAT like that ??! It's absolutely disgusting.

Which it is.

I cannot even describe the noise he's making right now along with lip smacking at the end, last heard when a pig had it's head in trough interspersed with the odd burp. 😠😠😠

I'm actually surprised by how enraged I feel about this.

Were we rendered both blind and deaf by love in the early days, and by the time we realised we were living with a ravenous beast, it was too late?

I think personally because i love my GF to absolute bits, I can ignore the one tiny flaw. Even if i do want to eat her tea in the garden

Yanbu. Some eating noises are fucking hideous!