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To think that Matt Dillon is a dreamboat

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MangoMoon · 28/05/2016 23:55

Was mooching through the box set bit on Sky & saw one called Wayward Pines which looked like it might be quite good (have now binge watched them all over the last few days).

Anyway, one of the reasons I picked it was because Matt Dillon was in it - and I realised that I'd forgotten all about his existence Shock

I can't believe I forgot about him!
He's so handsome and manful & a good actor to boot.

I heart Matt Dillon.

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MangoMoon · 29/05/2016 01:03

Feathery stroker Grin

I'm off to dream of 80s heart throbs now.

This thread has cheered me right up Smile

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OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:03

He doesn't just watch, he gives pointers via creepy video link.

MitzyLeFrouf · 29/05/2016 01:03

Interesting OhMyGoddess, I'd never imagined Brad as a feathery stroker. I think he'd be more likely to bore you mid rut about some architectural exhibition he'd just been to in Berlin.

He strikes me as a man who's self conscious about his lack of university education

FastWindow · 29/05/2016 01:03

my its not your fault. Im mentally going through the Swayz' films and he's the brother type in all of them. Much too nice to be a real person. Suspend reality and love the Swayz, i say.

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:04

The bit in the church was just so painful. I was just thinking does James Bond need the money that badly?

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:06

He is the brother type. Oh dear I see it now too

OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:06

Ah now I can see that. Particularly love the use of "mid rut". I can imagine him breaking down each portion of the luuurve making with a vivid description of how, why and when the exact act had taken place. I imagine he has a special pair of glasses for each occasion.

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:06

Also who I think would secretly be good in bed but has been inflicted with massive face and is a twat is Alec Baldwin

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/05/2016 01:08

recovering
dammit my spelling is attrocious tonight.

He came out in 2003 fastwindow He's in his 80s now I think so, yes, said he was gay when he was 70? He said he had to keep his sexuality a secret or he would not have got the roles. Plus ça change...

FastWindow · 29/05/2016 01:09

I second Brad as a feathery stroker. Maybe even also a grown up puppy thing man thing. Seen it on the one show. Confused

Nowt as strange as Hollywood A list. RIP Jackie Collins, who reputedly based all her books on real people /situations (i fervently hope)

OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:09

Ah now, Alec Baldwin in one film and one film only. The beautifully terrible The Shadow. He was an angel in human form in that film.

MitzyLeFrouf · 29/05/2016 01:10

Oh yes, he'd have a pair of 'intellectual glasses' for every sex act he performed.

'do pipe down Brad, I have no interest in your rimming specs'.

MitzyLeFrouf · 29/05/2016 01:11

What happened to Billy Baldwin? He was the hottest thing in 1990 and then.............disappeared. I bet Alec killed him because he was jealous.

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:11

Did you ever watch channel 4 star stories? I still see watch them again sometime. The Brad Pitt one was fucking hilarious

OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:11

Let me get the fisting specs my dear and I'm certain you'll be on board!

FastWindow · 29/05/2016 01:11

2003 kimmy?

I'd no idea. He didnt ping my gaydar at all.

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:12

Stephen and Billy Baldwin both welcome to my house any time

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/05/2016 01:12

atrocious ffs.

Alec Baldwin. Never would irl, he's meant to be a cock, (he speaks very highly of me obvs) but in 30 rock, as Jack, he had charisma....
Hilaria is on baby #3 with him, isn't she?

MitzyLeFrouf · 29/05/2016 01:12

'fisting specs'

Shock Grin

'Bradley dear save the fisting specs for Angelina'.

OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:12

Wasn't Billy Baldwin last seen in the epic Deep Blue Sea? Where LL Cool Jay lost all his cool.

MitzyLeFrouf · 29/05/2016 01:14

Is Stephen Baldwin not the one who went all 'praise Jesus' creepy on Celebrity Big Brother?

I'm definitely not at home to him.

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:14

I love the specs Grin

I just think Alec would know what to do with a woman. He looks a bit dirty

Myusernameismyusername · 29/05/2016 01:15

I have clearly missed the part where Stephen found God on big brother Confused

OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:15

He's got WW2 epic specs, his fisting specs, his serious environmentalist specs, the man really got his two pairs for £99.

OhMyGoddess · 29/05/2016 01:16

Yes it was Stephen who went all "shaving Ryan's privates" in the BB house.

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