Neighbour yelled at and chased me

[QueenOfTheAlley]

I was only trying to go to the toilet in her flower bed FFS!

Servants keep trying to make me use a litter tray - as if I'd poo in my own home!

As long as you don't harrass my boy, he's getting on a bit now (15) and he wants to enjoy his garden in peace without any young upstarts trying to piss on his petunias.

No need to read the threads if you find them tedious. I think the best responses on this thread have come from SDTG and ameliablue.

If you don't like posts like these then hide the thread or just ignore it. Is it really that hard to do?

No it's not hard, of course it isn't but I choose to say I think it's twattish to make a thread ( not original) posting as a fucking cat.

Surely there's no such thing as a truly original idea.

I find theses kind of threads where the OP pretends to be a cat/dog/toddler/ dishwasher fucking tedious

So this and SO x 10000000000.

Why do people do this? Is it meant to be cute?

No self respecting cat would ever pretend to be human and make a thread online ( if they could type and use a device of course).

Yabu the cat may have abandonment issues or a catnip dependency. Such unsupportive posts, mumsnet at it's worst, typical aibu etc

It's as hilarious as penis beaker

Just because you have a diamante collar it doesn't change the calibre of your crap, and the three turds you left under my rhodedendren have been posted through your handlers letter box