to ask your worst ever chat-up line

[rockchick78]

New poster here so be gentle!

Not too long ago I was out with friends, on my way back to the group from the toilet a man stopped me, licked his finger, wiped it on my top and said "now let me help you out of those wet clothes"

What's the worst one you've heard?

Can you show me your chamber of secrets and let me slither in?

I've heard that one BadLad 😂

You didn't have to slap me though.

My now DH just randomly started to lecture me (a total stranger) on the history of phone numbers and their prefixes in the UK and abroad. I was so taken aback that I didn't tell him to piss off. The rest is history.

"You look like a witch - can I ride on your broomstick with you?"

"No - piss off"

When finding out my name is linked to a certain superhero, they'd say

"Can I be your Superman?"
"No! Go away!"

Wish I had a pound for everytime some fella said it, I'd be very rich

Is your name Alexia Luther?

At university I knew some twat guy who used to physically push women over in clubs but make it look like he fell and it was an accident. Then he'd be over the top apologetic, insist they come to the bar with him so he could buy them a drink to apologise. He was depressingly successful.

Some of these are great ha ha ha! Comedy classics...!

Lex Luthor was Superman's enemy, but it's a man's name so I made it as female as possible.

I feel like a crap carpet fitter cos I want to lay you really badly.

'If you were a burger, you'd be a McBeautiful"

"I'd break every chair in the world so that you would sit on my face"

Sweetandsour best by far!!

Years ago I was making a cigarette outside work and a homeless guy came up to me and asked if he could pinch a cig. Yeah fine, I gave him the tobacco. He made his cig and then said 'you're actually not that bad looking, I probably would'

I'm not sure if he thought that was a serious compliment and whether I would say 'any time mate, you fancy a shag then just let me know and I'll be here waiting for you' but he looked happy with himself that he'd probably made my day.

Thank god I scraped a pass in his 'not bad looking' criteria.. How I would be utterly crushed if he thought I was a minger.

Keith I went to Romford Hollywoods in the 90's once - never again

At 5 am walking round a estimated campsite. Bloke walks up to me 'do you want the rest of my cider (half a 2 litre bottle). Err you have nice eyes?'

I did take the cider.

Not really a chat up line but one gentleman just approached me and wordlessly kissed my breasts...

Another guy just started biting my neck one night after pretending he wanted to tell me something.

I wonder how often that works for them...

Me and a friend got approached by 2 guys years ago.... They came over, asked us if they could take the other chairs and half the table ("of course"), they then interrupted us a few minutes later to tell us their names and that they were both fishmongers!! Wasn't sure what to make of that as a 19yo and quite frankly still not sure as a 36yo!!

Some guy leaned round looked at my bum and said "thought so, made in heaven"