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Super injunction, could you be at risk?

51 replies

Notsorryloved89 · 12/05/2016 16:50

These super injunction stories have got me thinking, could you be at risk?!
Not going to lie, I have a colourful past (nothing illegal!). Made some questionable choices when it came to men but I honestly had a great time.
Does anyone else see them now and remember an indiscretion with a smile?

OP posts:
AnchorDownDeepBreath · 12/05/2016 17:30

This thread rather suggests that Andrew Lincoln gets around a bit Grin

Stick Is it breezy where you are? It's boiling here, I'd love some wind. Just a bit though... not a gale!

Birdsgottafly · 12/05/2016 17:35

I've got three 'Kiss and Tell' stories, but never would, because my middle DD would be mortified.

If my abusive last BF won the lottery, I would be tempted to dish the dirt, only because my DDs know about it.

StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine · 12/05/2016 17:35

It's very pleasant, Anchor. Mostly cloudy, a light breeze and nice walking around without getting all hot, sweaty and red in the face weather.

AliceInUnderpants · 12/05/2016 17:38

Weird that you felt the need to name change for this then OP

GarlicShake · 12/05/2016 17:39

Why only middle DD, Birds?

thecatsarecrazy · 12/05/2016 17:41

Yes Liam Gallagher had a third secret love child with me Hmm

howtorebuild · 12/05/2016 17:44

I would take a grubby Andrew Lincoln rather than Liam Gallagher any day.

Birdsgottafly · 12/05/2016 17:44

""Why only middle DD, Birds?""

My eldest knows about one and quite likes Drama/Attention etc.

My youngest wouldn't Care, very Come day go Day/So what.

My middle one, 20, is very 'proper' and sensible, we all wonder how that happened.

bakeoffcake · 12/05/2016 17:49

acasualobserver*
"You've heard of the Hatton Garden Heist of course. Well, I'm Basil"

No I am Basil Grin

GinAndSonic · 12/05/2016 17:50

Peter Dinklage handcuffed me to the bed and spanked me with a wooden spoon Wink

bakeoffcake · 12/05/2016 17:51

The is definitely a journalist

Do you want to know about my threesome with Boris J and Doris Day?

bakeoffcake · 12/05/2016 17:53

Or the time I sat next to Louis Theroux in Cafe rouge? The gossip I could tell you about his scrambled egg and sausage Shock

LilaTheTiger · 12/05/2016 17:53

I was once in a lift with Ralph Fiennes. And I'll NEVER tell who I was once in a jacuzzi with to a journo on MN but all my friends know Grin

Quite breezy here also.

sparechange · 12/05/2016 19:34

This thread has just reminded me that I have been contacted by a journalist about something I posted on here, and asked if I wanted to be interviewed about it!

It was aaages ago and I procrastinated at the time about whether or not to let MNHQ know. You've just reminded me! I should probably let them know
It wasn't a celeb story though. It was about hospital care

dillydotty · 12/05/2016 19:37

I've got one. It includes Paul Dacre, a marrow and a large tub of goose fat. Do you think the daily mail might publish it? Grin

Ifiwasabadger · 12/05/2016 19:42

I'm not shagging David Beckham or any major footballer. So I'm safe.

Tiredbutfuckingfine · 12/05/2016 19:53

If my story was anywhere near the press, I'd be the one taking out the injunction Blush

DrHarleenFrancesQuinzel · 12/05/2016 19:57

Its not a kiss and tell story, but I do have a skeleton in my closet that could be twisted to make me look a lot worse than it is. I better not become famous Grin

ForalltheSaints · 12/05/2016 20:12

If there is a super injunction, how do you know of its existence?

iklboo · 12/05/2016 20:14

Gods no. I make vanilla look exciting.

cleaty · 12/05/2016 20:50

I went on holiday with Fergus Sharkey.
Except he stayed in a cottage near me and we never spoke.

MrsTerryPratchett · 12/05/2016 21:04

All the famous people I have dirt on are quite happy with their dirt IYSWIM. Their image is that and they wouldn't bother lying about it.

CopyAndPasteCuntingJournos · 12/05/2016 21:18

I once had a party in John Torode's jowls.

BaronessEllaSaturday · 12/05/2016 21:21

Yes but due to the super injunction I can't talk about it.

emwithme · 12/05/2016 21:46

I had a bit of a thing yeah, a one night thing with a couple of international rugby players (not all at the same time, but Blush yeah, a couple of them were. It was fun and I was young-ish)

Would I kiss and tell. Not to a journo, but my (close) friends know who I have boffed and take the piss mercilessly about one of them

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