To hate the phrase "new news"

[Tobeavsangel]

Seen it twice today by two different people posting "I love my new news"

Why??

Why can't you just say I love my new shoes/make up/clothes instead?

Has someone said it's Shakespeare yet?

Yes.

Damn. I hate missing the opportunity to be a smart arse.

I'm also in East Midlands, so possibly mistakenly attributing it to SIL tbf.