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To ask you to write me a bit more Jane Austen as I have read them all

91 replies

MissTriggs · 10/05/2016 22:03

I am sad I have run out. And becauseJA would be here if she lived now.

Thank you

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Thank you again. I hope you are quite well.

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AskingForAPal · 11/05/2016 16:33

Haha WellErrr, you're so right. And it's SO LONG. I actually read Shamela first which sort of helped because I could laugh at the ridiculousness of pervy old Samuel rubbing his thighs energetically over "virtue" for eleventy billion pages.

Mitzy

Butterpuff · 11/05/2016 16:39

Ever read any Fanfiction? I know it can be utter tripe but I read a ton when I was a teenager after finding I had read everything Jane Austen wrote. I stumbled on the Derbyshire Writers Guild and have a real soft spot for a story by Esther called The Life and Opinions of Gilroy Hurst, Gentleman. Ok so it's not Austen, but it does make me chuckle.

Id rather chuckle than give any more time to Tess D, Jane E, or even Margaret H.

LadyPeterWimsey · 11/05/2016 16:46

Read this and you will want to read them all again to enjoy all the things you never noticed before.

Ancienchateau · 11/05/2016 16:46

You might want to try some of Mrs Radcliffe's works, referred to in NA quite a bit though I prefer the earlier 18century comic novels of writers like Tobias Smollett, Henry Fielding and Laurence Sterne - Tristram Shandy being one of my all time favourites.

Ancienchateau · 11/05/2016 16:47

Also Moll Flanders!

chemenger · 11/05/2016 16:49

Angela Thirkell, great idea. I recently discovered her, just glorious books, but don't expect anything much to happen in any of them, that is not the point. Her female characters are fantastic, generally the male characters are fairly two dimensional. They are funny too.

MitzyLeFrouf · 11/05/2016 16:50

I've never heard of Angela Thirkell but she sounds right up my street.

Love EF Benson.

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MitzyLeFrouf · 11/05/2016 16:58

The Making of a Marchioness by Frances Hodgson Burnett is a good read.

Becca19962014 · 11/05/2016 17:01

I'm going to second Barchester chronicles! Finished reading them (again) last year and am currently reading all of JA, the big six and other bits she wrote as well.

IJustLostTheGame · 11/05/2016 17:12

I felt like crying after I'd read all the Mrs Gaskell novels. They were SO good.

I second Fanny Hill. Theres nothing like a bit of 18th century porn.

And Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell

LaContessaDiPlump · 11/05/2016 17:18

Mr Bennet gravely put down his omnibus edition of 'Buxom ladies', which he had cunningly concealed in a staid leather cover, and frotted vigorously. Hill, happening upon this point to enter the room, gave a little scream and fainted dead away.

Mr Bennet paused briefly, then continued with increased vigour.

MitzyLeFrouf · 11/05/2016 17:20

Grin Grin

I would read that.

LaContessaDiPlump · 11/05/2016 17:32

Mrs Bennet shrugged off her whalebone corset and heaved a sigh. Twelve thorns lay exposed, having been carefully inserted into the lining of her corset by Sarah that morning. Mrs Bennet idly inspected the damage caused by the thorns, pausing to wipe the blood off her fingers and onto the now irrevocably-stained corset.

She did wonder at Sarah's more esoteric requests sometimes, but Lord knew that the girl derived an unusual degree of pleasure from the vigorous scrubbing that such articles of laundry required. "Simple, sweet child" thought Mrs Bennet happily, as she donned her shift and waited for Rogers the stable boy to arrive.

MyIronLung · 11/05/2016 17:33

I've recently purchased Longbourn by Jo Baker and Thornfield Hall by Jane Stubbs. They both look very promising. They're the stories of Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre from the perspective of the servants.

MyIronLung · 11/05/2016 17:35

I LOVED Moll Flanders. It's most definitely due a re-read soon!

MillionToOneChances · 11/05/2016 17:50

Death Comes to Pemberley, and Longbourn?

silvermantela · 11/05/2016 18:14

Eligible by Curtis sittenfield has recently been published - modern updating of p&p - think different authors at the same publishing house have done one Austen book each. Went in with low expectations as it has been transposed to (gasp) America, but it was actually pretty funny and very easy to whiz through. Would recommend for beach reading on hols!

silvermantela · 11/05/2016 18:15

Also 50 shades of pemberley is stupidly funny if you're in the mood for silliness!

mrsmalcolmreynolds · 11/05/2016 18:21

Another vote for Anthony Trollope here. Avoid "Can you forgive her" though!

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 11/05/2016 18:22

'Pamela' is crazy.
'Evelina' is good (but too long).
Read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies' - hilarious.
'Bitch in a Bonnet' well worth a read.

Longbourn = crap imvho.

Ancienchateau · 11/05/2016 18:27

I read a 'what happened next after P&P' years ago. It's was rivetingly awful, full of horrendous euphemisms such as his torch of love and her womanly portal.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 11/05/2016 18:31

If you have finished all of JA's proper books then I recommend:

  • her unfinished stuff
  • Juvenilia and stories
  • Letters
  • biographies

Hang on while I go and look at the bookshelf!

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 11/05/2016 18:32

And watch Clueless!