to be "sassy" to these fraudsters?

[Feelingsolow12345]

I just had a phone call saying they are an accident company.
me: and what accident was I meant to be involved with?
scammers: (sheepishly) a car accident.
me: well I don't drive so when did this accident meant to have happened?
scammers:

did I upset him?

I had a call the other day asking about my accident and there was £3k set aside for me. I played along and said great yes I did have an accident and could they issue me this money. They got all excited and asked me what happened I said my bloody husband put his foot out and tripped me up the phone line went dead so don't think they was on about that accident.

agentmarmalade- I've just spat my diet coke all over the toaster

Seriously made me howl at 4.30 am, if the dc wake up it's your fault...

good way to start the morning, a good chuckle.

wonder what fun we'll have today xD.

I need to think of some good stories to tell them "I didn't know what happened, I swear it was an accident. I couldn't control it. it just slipped out....will the claim cover the cost of Tenna ladies?"

ijustlostthegame
You're a ninja game ender........I'd gone a good 3 years this time!

how did you go that long without thinking about it?

I usually tell them that I'm really sorry, the accident must have caused severe amnesia as I've no recollection of it. Most of them apologise and hang up at that point However, one more ambitious lady calmly informed me

"yes, we've negotiated a settlement that takes account of the amnesia, we just need a bit more information from you"

I say "you're breaking the law by calling this number" which usually does the trick. If you are registered with the TPS then companies can be fined if they continue to call you. I've never had to explain that far ..

I'm thinking of asking "what colour underwear are you wearing today" but worries I may get arrested if I do

feelingsolow12345 no idea, possibly because I moved work location....the radio station tuned in in my old goods in room used to play a pre-chat/game tune thing and EVERYTIME it came on I lost the game.

My new goods in room doesn't have a radio

And I had a baby, so I'm now forever forgetful

so if my number isn't listed as a public one then they can be fined for it :O I never knew this

what if you did ask snog wonder what their reply will be? "oh the usual Bridget Jones pants" "but you're male" "they're rather comfy"

I didn't even know that game existed till yesterday xD