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To not like ocean cruises

161 replies

Moanranger · 07/05/2016 22:49

Well, I have spent some considerable time hearing people rave about cruises, lots of rather braggy Facebook posts, etc. I never saw the point. The antithesis of how I like to travel - simply & really dig down & get to know people & places. So Iwas finally persuaded to go on a short, bargain cruise -3 days, £80 going from Dover to Copenhagen to Rostock.
Well, it wasn't as bad as Ithought it would be - the ship absorbed the many passengers pretty well; I couldn't fault the service or quality, but I don't get it, really. I was quite bored, and the shore stops are too short to get any meaningful insight into local culture. I suppose if you like cheesy entertainment, Bingo, gambling, serious over-eating & a very artificial atmosphere, it's heaven.
Doubtless I will be flamed.

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Dancergirl · 12/05/2016 11:56

Not read through entire thread but as an Emetephobe I would be too frightened of Norovirus

Another emetophobe here and I was also worried about this. But the cruise line we've been on - Royal Caribbean - are SO careful to avoid it, you are not allowed back on the ship or into the restaurant until you've used the purell gel which they have on stands dotted around the ship. You are probably more at risk of noro in a big hotel where they're not so careful.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 12/05/2016 12:43

I have to confess to joining you, Dancergirl; I can cope with any amount of blood and guts, but if anyone's sick near me ... oh noooooo!!!! Shock Shock

It's true that ships do their best around norovirus control, but there really is only so much they can do. When you see folk sweep past the gel dispensers, waltz out of the loos without washing their hands, maul and replace buffet food and more, you really could weep sometimes

PandasRock · 12/05/2016 13:04

Dd2 is desperate to do a Disney cruise, Nicki.

She has been campaigning for another cruise holiday, and when she learned there are Disney cruise ships, she was beside herself with excitement Grin

I've told her we'll consider it - Florida is too hot for us most of the year, but Disney holidays do suit us as a family

expatinscotland · 12/05/2016 13:24

I've only been on RC cruises in the Caribbean but there's really something for everyone. You can be as social or anti as you please. You don't even have to get off the ship at all. You could have room service for every meal if you pleased. I had a pot of coffee delivered every morning as I drink A LOT of coffee so I'd drink some whilst getting the kids ready for the day and then head to breakfast.

My mum and dad have been on many cruises as they live near a major port and are retired, so my mum finds last minute deals and they pack up and go. She's even found last minute deals in the morning and they were on the ship for afternoon. My dad doesn't get off in some ports as he's been there so many times but my mum is a born shopper so she always does.

The excursions don't appeal to me but my sister and her family love them and will take DD2 along on this summer's cruise since she's old enough to really enjoy them now.

There's loads of good info on Pinterest - tips, packing, things to bring to enhance your experience.

The tipping, well, I'm used to it having spent a lot of time in Latin America.

It was included in the price on RC cruise but we tipped our attendant an extra $100 for one week.

NickiFury · 12/05/2016 13:37

I highly recommend them Panda. It really is as much Disney as you want it to be. There's a whole area of the ship that is bars/pub/coffee shop/nightclub/champagne bar/spa etc for adults that isn't in your face Disney.

cleaty · 12/05/2016 14:15

When I was on a cruise I used the hand get frequently, and only ate in the restaurants. I also did not touch things like the stair bannisters.

PandasRock · 12/05/2016 16:55

Oh, we would be wall to wall Disney, I expect. Which is fine - it's part of what you sign up for, after all! We stay onsite when we go to Florida, and I don't mind immersing myself at all - with 3 dc all with ASD, if we can have a holiday where they're all happy and caters for, then it gets my vote every time!

BluebellGal · 12/05/2016 20:11

Wannabestressfree - we're going on P&O. We chose it for the free night nursery (plus baby milk/baby food, steriliser, cot, bath - literally everything you need with a little one!) and Southampton departure. I can't think of an easier holiday with baby.

If you're considering a first cruise, my advice would be to choose your line and ship carefully.

Royal Caribbean & Norwegian offer a wide range of entertainment for the whole family (plus Carnival which don't sail in Europe). Disney is great for little ones, but comparatively expensive. P&O are excellent for infants (and great for kids too). If you want smart, chose P&O or Cunard. Most other lines are casual now and have opt-in formal nights. I think Celebrity is a bit more sophisticated than other lines and their food is a notch above plus they have some great bars. Most lines now have a number of extra charge speciality restaurants which can offer good value for the quality of food you receive.

Costa and MSC have a more European mix of passengers and excellent spa facilities on some really beautiful ships. Most large ships have numerous pools and free hot tubs, but the best ones are on Royal Caribbean, Celebrity Millennium class and some MSC ships (infinity pools, large heated thassotherapy pools).

The quieter ships tend to be the smaller ones and these tend to attract an older crowd, such as Azamara, P&O adult only ships, Fred Olsen and HAL (the latter is favoured by those who like a traditional wooden promenade). They tend to be more sedate.

Tips are indeed extra and you need to factor this into price (don't be an arse and remove them as the staff rely on them) e.g. P&O £5.50 pppd. Alcoholic drinks and sodas are extra but they are usually equivalent to UK bar prices. Some lines allow you to bring alcohol to drink in your cabin (P&O, Disney). A couple of lines (Pulmantur, CDF) offer all inclusive alcohol but they are Spanish/ French speaking and older ships. Also many lines (Norwegian, Celebrity, RCL) frequently offer free drinks packages and the Italian lines sell very cheap drinks packages.

Then there's the luxury cruise lines, which are out of most people's price range (Regent, seabourn, windstar) and adventure vessels to Antarctica.... if you can afford these, then lucky you!!

A good place to look for info is cruise critic. For updates on cruise fares check out cruise fish net. I would not book a cruise with a high street travel agent - you will pay brochure prices. Online travel agents (or direct with line) will offer best prices and often chuck in on board credit, but be aware they may not be fully bonded (US cruise agents such as Vacations to Go aren't bonded - which may or may not be an issue for you).

BluebellGal · 12/05/2016 20:16

ps. by the 'Italian lines' I mean Costa and MSC. We've been on both and loved them, but I know they don't float everyone's boat (boom boom!)

leotwist · 12/05/2016 20:21

Not a huge fan of some of them, but it depends on where you go and the ship you're on. We thought it'd be a wonderful surprise trip for MIL. Luckily, she mentioned the other day that she hates sea-going cos she can't swim. She's been on ferries a couple of times but apparently always clings for dear life to the bit by the lifeboats, in fear of sinking. Now trying to persuade her to learn to swim. Wink

BluebellGal · 12/05/2016 20:29

BarbaraofSeville - I had a look and there aren't any 7 day itineraries to the Canaries on any cruise line. You can easily find a 7 day Med fly/cruise. 7 days from Southampton will only get you as far as the Spanish coast.

As for eating outside, the buffet is your best option. It's not really practical to serve hot food to people sitting outside unless you're on a very small ship, or in a speciality restaurant (I know P&O Epicurean has outside tables of some ships and so do Norwegian's new Breakaway class ships). What you are describing re: eating outside with waiter service is available on 6 star lines such as Seabourn (7 day med cruise from £1.5k pp)

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