To not see the fun in a poo on a plate?

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Just found my son sitting with his play kitchen set, I thought he'd found some of last nights shepherds pie under the table and put it on a plate, after giving it a sniff it turns out to be a piece of poo!

Why, when he has so many toys, a whole box of pretend food did he take poo out of his potty to play with??

After a discussion about how dirty and dangerous it is he just found it "fun mummy"

Please share your disgustingly funny toddler stories so I know I'm not the only one with a gross 2yo.

My ds was a poo painter! Never forget waking up at 3am to the waft of poo and having to wake dh to help me scrub poo of everything!

In the end we found a sleeping bag that was impossible for ds to undo! In the day we devised the onesie short combo somehow he couldn't pull it off thank god

Children are disgusting

oh dear God. I haven't reached the potty training stage (DS is 16mo)..... I had NO IDEA what I am in for!!
It seems like keeping him in nappies for the rest of his life is actually preferable now!!

Nearest DD has got so far is fishing a nugget out of the potty and saying look! Macca Pacca's stone! Barf.

One of my sisters was a poo painter, too. Never ate it ad far as we knew but used to smear it everywhere.
We found putting her nappy on back to front helped for a short while, but she figured it out after a week or so.

My DD (as a very young child) was eating maltesers, she popped one in my mouth. It was not a malteser.

My mum walked in on me pouring the contents of my potty over my 3 week old brother. She said she was wondering what was making his hair wet three mornings on the trot. 😁

There are times I'm glad we can't have kids. This is one of them.

DS is a poo face painter. I wish I could laugh it off but Im sorry it's disgusting DH can't stop laughing though whenever it happens

No long ago I had this African black soap, that was quite soft and very brown, my DD1 (4) used to say it looked like poo. I got into the shower one morning, looked over to the soap dish and saw I now had two lumps of soap... yes, she had unbeknown to me poo'd in the bath the night before and calmly scooped it out of the water and placed it on the soap dish next to the other 'poo'.
I couldn't stop thinking about how I may have grabbed it blindly and rubbed that all over my body, or even worse my face!!!!

My 2 yr old son (now 18) was not doing well with potty training.

My daughter was about 6 months old and crawling and I had left them alone in the lounge for 5 minutes.

On my return I discovered my son had done a massive poo on the floor and my daughter had crawled through it, placed her hands in it and squished it and had eaten it and had it a around her mouth.

Slightly grim thread, but compulsive reading.
I seem to have got off lightly as none of my DC were poo painters or poo eaters, but DS2 was a compulsive toilet seat licker. Which was Ok(ish) at home; not so good in a train station or shopping centre :(

good lord!!! i thought my DS's poo incident (playing in the dirt and pulled a piece of poo out on the end of his thumb waving it about like a mad man) was bad enough... i see i've had it lightly will never think of the jack horner rhyme the same

DS once fished a poo out of his nappy while he was in bed. He put it on the floor and squished it into the floorboards with his feet. I heard the thumping about from downstairs & went up to find him joyfully sliding about in shit. I gasped "what are you DOING!?" He gave me a cheerful wave and said "ice skating, mummy".