(I'm not serious by the way)
Dds dad is so desperately tragically unwell (he's got a blocked nose and a sore throat so not even a proper cold) He's like a bear with a sore head, snapping at everyone and generally just being a miserable git. I'd be sympathetic but he's refused to take any of the stuff I've bought him to ease his suffering.
It wouldn't be unreasonable of me to just stuff a pillow over his head and put himy out of his misery would it?!