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To think that there is no way in real life that the Halifax would give Top Cat a mortgage

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Sunnymeg · 24/04/2016 19:19

No job that we know of and no regular income. Using a (well loved) cartoon character known for being economic with the truth seems very odd!

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SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 24/04/2016 19:23

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SouthPole · 24/04/2016 19:28

Rachael Jordache is too busy worrying about Trevor's body under that patio...she's taken her eye well off the ball...

CaptainCrunch · 24/04/2016 19:33

He certainly hasn't put Officer Dibble as a reference.

KurriKurri · 24/04/2016 20:44

Even if he did have a regular income, I don't believe Halifax hand out mortgages for big dustbins - they're stingy enough when it comes to regular housing.

nancy75 · 24/04/2016 20:47

It's amost a mobile home, I don't think any sensible lender would give a mortgage on it.

Destinysdaughter · 24/04/2016 20:48

Lol! Smile

nancy75 · 24/04/2016 20:48

They should have asked danger mouse if he needed a mortgage, swanky pad in a desirable part of London and a civil service job, he's a much better bet, even has a lodger to help with the repayments

Hassled · 24/04/2016 20:50

He has an irregular income which comes from criminal activities. He's certainly not averse to a spot of light fraud. You're right, there's no way he'd pass a mortgage check.

southeastastra · 24/04/2016 20:51

he lived in a bin didn't he? maybe it was a bin in an area that was being gentrified

Destinysdaughter · 24/04/2016 20:51

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