... to Marie Kondo the crap out of this pile?

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DD has a sport session in a local school. She doesn't want me leaving her there, so I'm spending a chunk of my Saturday looking at this! Surely the school kids would be grateful if I just... folded everything Kondo-style and stacked it all neatly in the perfectly good storage unit behind the vast pile of abandoned stuff?!

I have a compulsion to tidy the trolleys in supermarket car parks. I can't walk past a stray one, even if I'm already pushing my own.

I have also been known to tidy the trolley bays into a more orderly fashion, but only if there are a small number out of place

Flannels and trolleys: loving this! It's good to know I'm not alone in my urges.

I wash up in other people's houses
No idea why. My friends now collect dirty cups etc and silently stack them as I'm washing up