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To wonder what the average age of death is in Hollyoaks village?

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katemiddletonsnudeheels · 22/04/2016 20:27

25?

Who is the latest one who died in the car accident that Holly caused?

Murder, car accidents, fires (SO many fires!)

So what is your favourite or least favourite Hollyoaks death? Mine was the twins. Ages ago now but lovely blonde girls tragically burned to death in their prime in the Dog in the Pond Grin

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Afreshstartplease · 22/04/2016 21:04

Hopefully he's looking after Katy in soap heaven

RJnomore1 · 22/04/2016 21:05

Lewis. I've just remembered. He overdosed on paracetamol after beating up Ruth. I am going way back he's now a surgeon in holby.

Jude Cunningham didn't die btw she's in Spain that's who cindy went to I think.

Anyone remember Natasha I think the very first death? Overdose on eccy in the dog?

And dawn Cunningham dying of leukaemia in a boat with - was it Jambo?

caramelchaos · 22/04/2016 21:07

I felt bad for ziggy too, mostly since his mum couldn't be arsed going to his funeral!

IAmAPaleontologist · 22/04/2016 21:17

God it has beena long time since I watched holly oaks. I remember Max? Getting run over on his wedding day. The gay vicar being murdered. The dodgy incest couple with the lass who I think used to be on Grange Hill when she was a kid who died when they crashed the car. They really should have watched neighbours and learned from toady and Dee that snogging while driving is a bad idea.

TheCrumpettyTree · 22/04/2016 21:21

They killed off Carmel?

Afreshstartplease · 22/04/2016 21:29

Yep, thank god

Never liked Carmel

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 22/04/2016 21:31

Yes, Carmel's gone.

She could've lived. However, an emotional scene with the family was deemed more important than letting the paramedics any where near her.

So the McQueens sobbed. Carmel died. Paramedics twiddled their thumbs.

Cause of death: Train.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 22/04/2016 21:39

God I love Hollyoaks. Toby Mills anyone?! That was shitting creepy! Apart from Sarah's parachute death (still leaves me cold watching it to this day) Maddie's death by flying car door has to be one of the best. Sarah's was known about before, not the character but the way of death. That Maddie bitch got hit by a fucking car door! No warning! No spoilers! Twas excellent.

katemiddletonsnudeheels · 22/04/2016 21:41

Why are there always gay vicars in soaps? Mind you we have a gay vicar Grin We pray for his cat regularly Hmm

How did Rhys die? I quite fancied him Blush

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 22/04/2016 21:42

I fancied Rhys too.

YouTube the Hollyoaks wedding crash. It's really good.

thecrab · 22/04/2016 21:48

It really bothered me how the guys long term girlfriend dies who he loves very much and the next day his little opening title shot is all "hey girls I'm single and ready to mingle!" can he just grieve for a bit please? I wanted him to go up to Nico on her swing and push her off "no! I'm a bit sad right now, it's my turn on the dark and moody swing!"

Little details.

Also, did it annoy anyone else when Murdering sister and Crazy sister were messing around with Grace's doppler a few months back and found the baby? I shouted "bullshit!" at the TV.

I love hate this show so much =)

PaulAnkaTheDog · 22/04/2016 21:49

Rhys was a babe. Had a drink with him at the Edinburgh festival. Claim to fame!

katemiddletonsnudeheels · 22/04/2016 21:50

Well Jel as the kids would say, Paul!

The speed with which soap characters move on after the deaths of their beloveds is positively indecent!

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Kittykatmacbill · 22/04/2016 23:04

Wow dawn Cunningham in the boat - blast from the past!

I stopped watching not log afterwards when someone (can't think of his name but he had curtains - then again it was the 90s so they all did) cut up a Lowry... If you include that must put the average age a bit!

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