to think Nicholas Witchall is a creepy wee arse licker?

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seen his interview with William today, god hes awful

Well I shall be avoiding all media today apart from mumsnet becuase I couldn't give a fucking flying fuck that the 'Queen' (i even laugh at the word 'Queen' ffs) has reached the age of 90. Someone who has the best health care, the best private chef, the best of EVERYTHING, a fuckload of people to take care of her every whim, has managed to stay alive until 90. Whoopdefuckingdoooooo.

I'm sure a whole lotta people would live to that age given the same treatmet. But they won't because, hey, they weren't born into that life of luxury. But that's fair right?

We really should just cut them loose and let them enjoy their free time more thoroughly. It would be a kindness since the duty is so burdensome.

bake a lot of those engagements are held at St James's or Buckingham Palace, so absolutely no traveling required. Even those further afield, transport will be laid on (often by helicopter), clothes arranged, speeches written and staged managed, so they are whisked away to the next engagement. The average of six and a bit engagements could easily be crammed into a day a month, or a very leisurely two.

William 'tries' to works an average of ten shifts a month as a pilot. Even on the most generous calculations it would appear that he has 20 days a month off.