There is a problem parking in our street - too many cars and not enough spaces means you often don't get a space directly outside your house. Ok, not the end of the world.
We have a bonkers neighbour a few doors down who feels he is superior to us all and deserves 'his' space, fair enough, but where it gets nasty is that cars that park in his space tend to end up with some sticky crap on them which damage the paintwork. (the Police have been informed but he's never been caught in the act so there's nothing they can do)
So, this morning, I noticed a rogue car outside his house and heard him and his wife having a massive barney in the street which included Knobhead saying: "well how was I supposed to know, I wouldn't have done it if I'd known"
It transpires that his wife took their car to be serviced and was given a courtesy car which she parked in 'his' space - she then goes out, he must have come home, seen the car and squirted whatever shit he does all over the bonnet (it's totally trashed the paintwork).
The best bit (according to NDN) is that she didn't take out the damage insurance and so this time, HE will discover how expensive his malicious little game is! Plus, a number of people heard his "confession" so hopefully this will be the last time.
If anyone sees the Karma fairy, please thank her from me!