To think he is monumentally taking the piss?

[CesareBorgiasUnicornMask]

Friends coming for lunch/ early dinner. Primarily DH's friends, fyi, though I like them too. Went to tutor someone at 12.30, left DH to get DS to sleep (not easy, to be fair). Came back at 2.30 via tesco to start the roast, to find flat still a shit tip and DH lying in our bed next to DS. He'd had to take him for a drive to get him to sleep, fair enough- no time to tidy. But I've been asking him to get up and do it since I got back (while I've been stuffing a pork leg, chopping veg etc), and have just been in to ask for the fourth time and he'd fallen asleep. They're due at 4. There is currently nowhere in the living room they could sit without moving toys. So I shouted a bit and told him either he gets up now and does it, calls his friends to cancel or I'm going out as I am not being here to have them arrive in this mess. And now he says I'm being mean. Genuinely tempted to put the pork in the oven then fuck off and leave him to it. Nob.

[CesareBorgiasUnicornMask]

Update: he did apologise sufficiently for me to return and cook the rest of lunch, and did tidy up.

I have had gin and wine and am slightly less cross, and now the dishwasher has died and he has to do the clearing up.

Some might call it karma...

[SuperFlyHigh]

Karma is a bitch isn't it OP?!

[SuperFlyHigh]

Ps gin and is a universal cure all and dishwasher is obviously on your side are you covered for insured repairs though?

[EweAreHere]

I'm glad he apologized.

Well done, dishwasher! (I hope it comes back to life today.)