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Viewing houses

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trinity0097 · 09/04/2016 19:55

AIBU to,expect vendors to at least flush toilets before viewings? And if there is an estate agent doing viewings for them to go round and check this kind of thing first.

Our agent made sure that all the back windows which I had opened to make sure the house didn't smell were closed to cut down road noise before a viewing on Thursday before he did the viewing, is this type of thing and cleaning just not the norm any more? Hubby and I are living in a show home environment at the moment until we sell!

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RebeccaCloud9 · 09/04/2016 23:05

heron didn't buy the house, or the ketamine?!

EssentialHummus · 09/04/2016 23:06

My favourite: when viewing one (tenanted) house, the estate agent and I found the tenant in bed, in his pants, smoking a large joint. Estate agent tried desperately to point out lovely high ceilings and cornicing Grin.

StepAwayFromTheThesaurus · 09/04/2016 23:15

We viewed a house where they'd gotten someone to graffiti several of the walls. One of the bedrooms had 'games room' and a picture of a cartoon woman in a teeny bikini and enormous breasts spray painted across two walls, in lumpy paint that would be a nightmare to paint over. The EA had clearly left that room off the photos for a reason. The vendor (who was showing us round) talked about it as if it were a selling feature rather than a nightmare. Confused

Years ago we saw a house with only half a bathroom, and the most bizarre extension possible. I'd need to draw a diagram to explain it. The centrepiece of this extension was an internal room with dark wall paper and the only thing in the room was a bath just sitting in the middle of the floor (I think, plumbed in). DH walked in and said 'so this is where they cut the bodies up'. Luckily the EA was showing us round. It was truly inexplicable.

whois · 09/04/2016 23:15

"Oh the flat just stays a really nice constant temperature all year, never hot, never cold"

Said whilst standing next to a massive fan and a portable fan heater!!!

Saw a flat last week with someone asleep in the bedroom.

Saw a flat a few years ago with a dead mouse on the floor. I kinda stepped over it and was like 'woah dead mouse' and the estate agent kicked it to one side and said 'oh, that shouldn't be there'!

CodyKing · 09/04/2016 23:29

I viewed a house with a bath full of paint - rusted tins - how did they wash?

Sticky floors - yuk!

Over flowing cat trays - poor cat

Dirty knickers

Over flowing washing up!!

Your house is your most expensive item - why wouldn't you want it to look it's best?

Not worried by a bit of mess - but dirty is a whole different ball game

LustyBusty · 10/04/2016 02:30

I was one of those sleepers once. Blush in my defence, I was 19 (parents selling house) and I was working a night shift. Usual routine was home by 4am, in bed for 5, sleep till noon-1ish. Except this day there was a viewing at 10, so I got up at 9, showered, made the bed, got dressed etc. Then, because my stepdad was an arse I stayed in my room reading...and fell back asleep. As soon as the door opened I jumped up apologetically but it was so embarrassing.

liberatedwine · 10/04/2016 02:54

LustyBusty bless your heart. Flowers

We viewed a house recently, beautiful views, lovely location, but the skid-marked toilet and grime round the light switches (and elsewhere) was off putting. However my inner Kim and Aggie took over and we put an offer in.

If anyone fancies donning Marigolds and a face mask, next month, to help me clean Casa Liberated, let me know! Wine and pizza available.

mathanxiety · 10/04/2016 05:15

I sold my house in the US.
You don't stay for viewings there. The potential buyers are accompanied by their own agent, and your door key is in a lock box attached to your front door, with swipe card access by certified RE agents only. Viewings are usually arranged only a day in advance at most -- you could get a call from your selling agent asking if you could clear out and let people in in an hour's time. I never turned down a request for a viewing.

Properties for sale were expected to be in pristine condition. We used to dash around and put things away everywhere we could bung them if we were pressed for time pots of dinner into the oven and microwave and even into the dishwasher sometimes and we sometimes decamped to the car with our dinner plates with us. We often ran out the back door as the viewers were coming in the front. Every light was turned on, doors opened, heat turned up (it was winter), cat cautioned to be on her best behaviour... I kept the place like a show house for the weeks it was on the market.

Viewing slots are an hour long where I lived. We once returned to the house and had just taken off our coats when the people who had booked the viewing showed up having missed their hour, and exH turned up to collect the DCs for his weekend at that moment too. I got the DCs' weekend bags, said goodbye to them, and off I went again and just sat in the car until I saw the viewing party had gone. Later, exH berated me for arranging a viewing for the time he normally picked up the DCs Hmm -- don't know why he felt it was important to have the front porch all to himself but heyho.

My neighbour's house failed to sell. My agent had heard horror stories about it from viewing agents -- food left around, beds unmade, clutter, children's toys, floaters left in the loo, bath with a noticeable ring around it, half eaten sandwiches on the floor, dirty laundry in a pile in the basement, poorly done DIY and 'decorative' painting effects.

When I was touring around looking at houses myself, my agent and I once found a teenager sleeping on a mattress in an attic bedroom in a house that was supposedly empty. We also found a house where the only thing in the kitchen was a big kitchen sink and a TV dinner tray piled high with dirty dishes. I don't know who ate there, or what they ate.. Another very sad and offputting one was a lovely big house that hadn't been redecorated for at least four decades, garden hopelessly overgrown, where the kitchen sink and the bin were overflowing with booze bottles and the bathrooms were pretty much destroyed, nothing to eat in the cupboards but plenty of liquor. It smelled like a pub, and despair.

chemenger · 10/04/2016 09:19

On the same flat search as the cat fled we went round another flat with the owner who seemed very nice and clearly wanted to move because they had four teenagers in a 2 bed flat. All seemed normal until we got to the box room. He opened the door and turned on the light to reveal a very old lady sitting on a dining room chair in what had been total darkness. He announced that it was his mother. She didn't move or speak. dh and I remain unsure if she was actually alive to this day.

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