[biscuit]

[squashtastic]

indy100.independent.co.uk/article/five-men-have-been-jailed-for-stealing-20000-worth-of-jammie-dodgers--ZyeBbnAGhlZ

"As the defendants left the dock, one was heard saying:

Does anyone want a biscuit?"

Seriously though. Is this the most English crime ever?

Liverpool to Gwent to steal Jammie Dodgers

Wtf. Hilarious.

Were they going to eat them?
Or sell them on?
Where are the biscuits now and are they ok?

So many unanswered questions. I can't imagine there is huge money in black market biscuits.

Love it!

Amazing. I particularly enjoy the phrase black market biscuits

I've read some about some stupid criminals in my time, but this lot really take the biscuit.

*I'll get me coat.

SaucyJack Boom boom!

That's hilarious! What were they going to do with them?

I wonder if they were planning a tea bag heist as well so they had enough tea bags to go with their 240,000 biscuits?

Are they now the Biscuit Bandits?

It's not even April Fool's Day!

Jailed? That's harsh. But I guess it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Who nicks jammy dodgers. If it was mcvities chocolate digestives I could understand.

Honestly by the time they had been sold, the biscuits would have been stale

They weren't very jammie dodgers were they?