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OP posts:
AdrenalineFudge · 08/04/2016 11:46

"As the defendants left the dock, one was heard saying:

Does anyone want a biscuit?"

Grin
CosyNook · 08/04/2016 11:48
Biscuit
squashtastic · 08/04/2016 12:04

Seriously though. Is this the most English crime ever?

OP posts:
Stiddleficks · 08/04/2016 12:11
Grin
LaurieFairyCake · 08/04/2016 12:13

Liverpool to Gwent to steal Jammie Dodgers Confused

Wtf. Hilarious.

YellowShockedFace · 08/04/2016 12:17

Were they going to eat them?
Or sell them on?
Where are the biscuits now and are they ok?

squashtastic · 08/04/2016 12:29

So many unanswered questions. I can't imagine there is huge money in black market biscuits.

OP posts:
MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 08/04/2016 12:31

Love it!

BoopTheSnoot · 08/04/2016 13:18

Amazing. I particularly enjoy the phrase black market biscuits Grin

SaucyJack · 08/04/2016 14:34

I've read some about some stupid criminals in my time, but this lot really take the biscuit.

*I'll get me coat.

BoopTheSnoot · 08/04/2016 14:52

SaucyJack Boom boom! Grin

coffeeisnectar · 08/04/2016 14:58

That's hilarious! What were they going to do with them?

I wonder if they were planning a tea bag heist as well so they had enough tea bags to go with their 240,000 biscuits?

bearleftmonkeyright · 08/04/2016 15:00

Are they now the Biscuit Bandits?

Itinerary · 08/04/2016 15:00

It's not even April Fool's Day!

BillSykesDog · 08/04/2016 15:02

Jailed? That's harsh. But I guess it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Muskey · 08/04/2016 15:10

Who nicks jammy dodgers. If it was mcvities chocolate digestives I could understand.

Honestly by the time they had been sold, the biscuits would have been stale

leelu66 · 08/04/2016 15:15

They weren't very jammie dodgers were they?

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