to have eaten an Easter egg and its accompanying two whisper bars cos I felt really royally fucked off?

[cbigs]

Well? Aibu? Come at me players I'm ready.....

Yes yes people . All this and more!! Love the revenge eating too then realising were the victims as we need to spend more on replacements but somehow it still must be this way!
I bought dp red and black wine gums his fave colours them he went away with work and the Dc were hard work that night so to punish him and the whole frigging world I ate all the wine gums.
Take that the world. Take that none the wiser dp ! (was a bit gutted actually but understood when I explained it was his fault. )

I'll join you with pigging out on a whole bag (220g and 800calories!!!) of sherbet lemons - I crunched through every one...just to get to the next one ffs!

enjoy it and dont feel guilty!

I've just chomped my way through half a family bag of mini eggs angrily after DP said I couldn't eat them all because I'd feel sick saving the other half for when he's at work tomorrow and can't police me!

YADNBU!! I've been known to eat 2 kit kat chunkys, for no other reason than a craving, but then not really fancied dinner later :(

Ladies, I love you all. My faith in MN has been restored! Now if they had chocolate trolls, I might actually like them...

No. 4 Easter hunt eggs and a bag of haribo here.

That'll teach the washing machine to put soap suds all over the floor!

Fuck I missed a trick today. I had children crying at me all goddamn day and I bloody cleaned everything in sight instead of melting and drinking the Easter eggs. That's what I get for hiding them somewhere up high that I can't reach . Idiot

Mycat the washing machine deserved that!
Kanye where have you been all my life! Melting them down and drinking them is a much better way to show the world who's boss!

kanye that's brilliant! "I shall liquidate and consume you to prove my power!"

And there's the opportunity to wreak vengeance on other hapless offenders by dipping them in the meltyness. Pretty sure it offers exponential multiplication of wrath*

• am too tired to figure out if that makes sense