To ask you all to reassure me that no one noticed?

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

Ds just got back from a three day residential school trip. I was unpacking his bag, putting away his wash things, when I noticed that the hastily emptied washbag, hadn't been properly emptied before I put his things in it

Yes, I sent my 9 year old ds on a school trip with condoms.

They were still there which suggests that they weren't spotted by anyone, but were in a string pockety bit, so fully visible.

Ds is not the most observant of children. I'm hoping I've got away with it.

It's not that bad, is it? Is it?! Some of you must have sent your dcs with worse? Gin maybe?! Class A drugs?!

In the interests of full disclosure Chris, I think you should tell us the brand and precise description Then we can judge.

I am happy to say that they were not ribbed for her pleasure or in anyway fancy.

Should I be happy to say that?

How about flavoured?
Say cheesecake flavoured or something? So long as they weren't pre-licked* cheesecake flavoured.

*inside joke, see other threads

I can safely say that they were unflavoured and definitely not in any way pre-licked :o

Nothing to worry about then. As you were

Clearly they were survival-issue condoms for emergencies.

Maybe we can use this to our advantage.

"Have you done insert task yet?"

No mentions of the contraband, it's blatantly not been done.

Tbf when I sent my 3 year old DS in nursery with a bag of thongs, it was picked up on by the staff. He'd had an accident & they went in his bag to get fresh clothes.

He ended coming home in girls pink leggings & the staff asked me to bring in "appropriate clothing" next time.

No idea what they meant until I checked the bag & saw my smalls bigs

Slick
'Insert Task' ? 😳

Crikey enrique not like that!

Like "have you emptied your pe bag"

Cold shower for you enrique