***KISS MY ASS THREAD***

[easydiy]

I have decided that I'm sick of life constantly handing me out the shitty bag of huge stinky shit. So I thought I would start this thread for anyone in the same state of mind as me at the moment and would like anyone or anything to simply KISS THEIR ASS!!

How did you get on stumbly?

Depression can kiss my ass!
Sorting out 2 lots of probate can kiss my ass!
Stripping woodchip paper off ceilings can kiss my ass!
Chasing plumbers / builders / electricians / kitchen companies can also kiss my ass!
Buggered arthritis can definitely kiss my ass!
Phew! Nice to vent! Thanks for the thread!

Love it! DrAmanda I wonder if I can get that as a ring tone

Today I will begin with:

God dam Arthritis that kept me awake most of the night can kiss my ass! In fact the GP who keeps trying to give me anti depressants because he believes my pains are due to stress not arthritis can fuck right off!!
The fuckin 2016/2017 council tax bill I have just had can definitely kiss my ass!
All the people over the years that have constantly told me what I can and can't do can go fuck themselves, I'm not even going to be polite enough to tell them to kiss my ass.

Think I should of put this in chat.

Robotic I think you should stick your two middle fingers on top of that too!

anxiety KISS MY ASS

ex husband KISS MY ASS

FEAR CAN KISS MY ASS

okay can someone put foot up mine now i have a life to get on with?

i really want to say PROCRASTINATION KISS MY FUCKING ASS but im procrastinating

Having something or other wrong with me since November can kiss my ass. Tummy bugs, cough, gum infection and tooth removal, and my depression has returned. To top it all of I started couch to 5k to try and feel better and I've hurt my fucking ankle. I just want to feel ok!

GingerMerkin the exact same just happened to me, thieving bastard cloned my card and ran up a fortune online gambling, and even had a fucking Pizza Hut to top it off
Bastards.

Thieving scumball, Kiss My Arse: I hope you gamble your house away.
And I hope when you're finally caught, you're placed on bottom bunk...with a cell mate who's a chronic diarrhoea suffering bed-wetter. You deserve to wake up every morning covered in stale piss and stinking of shit for robbing hard working families to feed your habit.

Not that I'm bitter or anything

abbis I will quite happily give you the kick up the ass. There's nowt wrong with a bit of procrastination once in a while.

Snake I hope you start to feel better soon. Good luck with the 5k.

violet pisser! nope didn't sense any bitterness at all haha

My neighbours can kiss my ass!

High functioning sociopath in a very senior position in a business that always comes in the 'top 10 places for women to work' list, can KISS MY ASS.

Body that carries out 'top 10 places for women to work' review but clearly doesn't speak to the many women in certain businesses on that list who have children, go part part time and encounter endless sexism because of it, can KISS MY ASS.

'Top 10 places for women to work' annual list can KISS MY ASS.

Ooo the ideal thread for me...

My shit fucked up health can KMA
My hell hole house can KMA
The previous owners of my fucking hell hole of a house can KMA
My husband can KMA
The recruitment process can KMA
People I thought were my friends that fucked off when I got diagnosed can KMA
My weight, my looks, my face, my body can KMA
The fucking 2 Jack Russells in the house down the street can KMA
The dick head in the next street with the uncontrollable car alarm can KMA
The local authority who had the idiotic bright idea to build a hospital with limited parking can KMA
Dave Cameron and George Osborne can KMA

Every single sodding person who has made my life even a little bit more miserable by not doing their job properly and shrugging their shoulders rather than doing what they are supposed to do can
KISS MY ASS

• and do it fucking properly rather than give me half arsed lie which means you cant be bothered !

Ideal thread for me, too, as I share common feelings of fuck right off and kiss my arse with way too many things already mentioned.