What the hell happens at the weddings? Did your children go in the end, were there other children there?
Did the woman from years ago get the train across the country without her family, with the cake and wait in the hotel for her evening invite?
Did the world end due to the seating arrangements, did you refuse to go because of the poem asking for money?
Brides, did the bridesmaids refuse to lose the weight, throw the shoes at you that they couldn't walk in even though they matched the dress so well? Did the bitches turn up at your special day with there 4 week old despite it being a child free wedding-when they could have so easily expressed enough for three days or left the baby with a strange hotel sitter.
And more importantly, do all the people who start a wedding thread get eaten by monsters before they can tell us what happened? Will I be eaten by monsters as there is wedding in my title?