DH has a new car and no one is allowed to fart in it. Is he BU?

[BrainSurgeon]

He's dead serious about it too. DS aged 7 is being told off if he lets one rip.

I and half amused half incredulous.

Apparently the "foul stench" stays in the car forever and he hates it.

Is he BU?

Also can act as a car jacker deterrent (Smack the pony sketch)

I've laughed about that sketch regularly since I saw it years and years ago, nobody ever knows what I'm talking about!

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OP your DH may be forcing into a life of crime!

These people who can clench so effectively - they must have anuses of steel. I suppose it depends on the length of the journey though.

Get him one of these OP

... and one of these

... and the whole family had better be kitted out with these:

hot975online.com/buy-underwear-that-turns-fart-smell-to-mint-link/

I threaten to stop the car & make DS walk if he farts in my car. He now warns me in advance so I can open all the windows first

Long ago DH tried to stop me and the DC's eating fish and chips in the new car on a miserable rainy trip to the coast.

That didn't go well.

Really what are you supposed to do. Squeeze tightly and hope for the best.

How often do people fart such that this would be a problem though?

Buy some whoopee cushions for your kids, hours of hilarity will ensue...!

Kaitlin Those minty fart pants would put you off polos for life.

Just how flatulent are you all???

You know what you have to do now, don't you?
Hide a piece of Stinking Bishop cheese under the drivers seat.
A few farts will smell like roses in comparison to that.
I should point out, I am quite evil.

I would delight in feeding my children soya mince, cabbage and Baked beans the night before a long journey with dad in the new car.

Your DH and I would get along well

Wow lots of replies, sorry for disappearing!

Kaitlink thanks for the ideas love the sign! I'm so getting one!

Well, we are quite a gassy bunch I'm afraid, I am lactose intolerant but not terribly good at checking the labels of everything I eat... So yeah on a half an hour car journey the likelihood is something will "come up"!

As for DS, he has yet to learn how to clench. His father tried to explain in great detail how it's done, but to no avail. Well I almost cried laughing so it was worth it

I hasten to add that the mitigation I came up with is that the person responsible for the stench has to open the window immediately.
Works like magic (not)

Love the idea of Minion far gun and "fart stops". DH hates having to stop (on long journeys) for things like loo breaks, so this would drive him mad

Hahaha this is really funny. Is he for real? I try not to let rip in confined spaces but if I was told I "wasn't allowed" I would deliberately try and squeeze one out just for the hell of it (and hope I didn't follow through).

He is totally for real!!! Like he gets really wound up when it happens!

I am secretly rofl-ing inside every time and wouldn't dream of stopping it. Better out than in is my mantra!

Does ds have to make 'nee narr' noises if he does let one go?

Opening the car window is the better way OP :)

Has it got leather seats?

Farting on to leather is one of life's true pleasures.

It's practically spousal abuse to deny you it. LTB.

I feel so sorry for your dh and think that perhaps we should swap partners BrainSurgeon? - because fart smells (other than my own which are glorious) can literally make me gag. We have a no fart zone in the car too

This is hilarious... My ex dp and I both picked up new cars the same day. I was forbidden from any food or drink in his but 2 days later he started eating a McDonald's breakfast in my front seat! Apparently I shouldn't have shouted at him as my car cost less...

Clearly a sign of bad things to come

Oh please buy a remote controlled fart machine and locate the farty bit under his seat. Hours of fun!