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mommy2ash · 20/02/2016 12:34

The is something living behind my kitchen cabinets. It has ripped a cardigan in half, nibbled holes through a shirt and stolen a packet of cherry bakewells. I can see the top of the insert sticking out of a hole under the stairs that leads into the backs of the cabinets. My dd is off out with her friends for the day and I need to figure out how best to start a fire help!!!!

DawnMumsnet · 20/02/2016 13:20

Hey mommy2ash is there any chance in the world your DD could have snaffled the bakewell tarts and stuffed the wrapper where she thought you wouldn't notice? Her and her mates could be eating them right now! Grin

Doesn't explain the holes in the shirt, though...

DawnMumsnet · 20/02/2016 19:29

Nah, not a rat at all. Not a Fraggle either. I'm thinking... BADGER! Grin

They're well-known bakewell tart snafflers, apparently. Take a look at this link from the Telegraph -Badger caught on camera sneaking through catflap and eating Bakewell tart

Mystery solved.

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