Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[HoneyDragon]

I got pulled over by the plod once at 3am for a stop and search... They pulled me over into a lay by flashing lights and everything.

It was the quickest stop and search ever as I was on my pushbike.

Put your tights back on immediately you naughty lot

You'll catch your death, it's been fucking freezing today.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

{remembers manners and hands it back }

It's okay everyone can have a turn

Just mind the wee.

(Slightly removes honeys segway from gladisgood and heads towards the park). I miss wine. (Pregnant). You lucky people who can drink a cool glass of white wine.

I have a feather boa and a swing?
Wheeeeeeeeee!

Hang on, treat the wombats fairly, if Gavin gets beer so should Wombatinahat

If you have a wombat can I have a sloth? I always love those little things

Honey, you know how accident prone you are - do be careful there - if you get your tipple-tassels, fig leaf and Segway all mixed up .... well, heaven knows what will happen to you

What sort of swing ABC

It's too late I've already got to go for a MRI at the end of the month so theNHS can establish exactly what I did to my back when I fell down the stairs whilst telling the light fitting to fuck off so I may as well crack on.

I'd like a wombat AND a sloth.

You told a light fitting to fuck off??

We need to hear that story

Zombie would love to join the nekkid brigade but, as clothes are the only thing stopping random bits from dropping off, it probably isn't a good idea.

Anyway, isn't it a bit too cold to be fannying around wearing just some tipple-tassels and a fig leaf?!

LTB.....Well that the usual MN advice isn't it?
Not sure about a segway...can I have one of those petrol scooter thingies?

Maybe we could wrap you in cling film Zombies? Keep you together and fresh?

I've moved into,a lovely new house. I love my house. It has a hallway, as hallways go it's pretty damn nice. But...

The ceiling goes all the way to the top of the house, and it is there they have chosen to put a light fitting. There is no where to put a ladder as the stairs are in the way. It's most vexing, I cannot figure out how we change bulbs or fit a lampshade.

More worryingly when the lights right around mid morning you can see a singular handprint, painted over, about 12 feet up the wall ... I suspect this is evidence of the plummety death suffers by the last poor sod who attempted to deal with it.

So sometimes when I'm going downstairs I remember it's there and look up at it and hiss "fuck off". The last time I did that I slipped and fell down the stairs.

You know...now you mention it, we have the same problem.

If the bulb was to go I have no idea how we could change it as there is no way we could reach it.

Fancy coming round and saying fuck off to my lights?

Defo too cold for just a fig leaf. You need something slightly more modest..

How the hell is she keeping those on?

Mad as sticks, that one.

arf at you telling your lights to fuck off HoneyD

Did it cross your mind for a minute though that the handprint is from the last person that tried to change the bulb and died in the process (which is why the handprint is un-paint-over-able, because you know, ghosty shit) and when you told him to fuck off he thought "me fuck off, you fuck off!" And pushed you down the stairs?
That didn't cross your mind for one little minute?
Good.
More wine?

Oh great, just what I need a easily offended disingenuous poltergeist. It'll be like living with the Mnet PO but with electoplasm.