To be irritated by this description of an innocuous item?

[BatonRouge]

What are they playing at? Gone back to the 1950's have we Sainsbos?

[OhShutUpThomas]

It wouldn't even need to do that inertia, it could just claim it had always felt like a housewife pillowcase, then get all the actual housewife pillowcases to budge up for it so it could tell them how hard it is to be a housewife pillowcase, and sue anyone who didn't buy it.

[Inertia]

Quite , OhShutUpThomas.

The housewife pillowcases had better not keep going on about their useful flaps though, because that would be othering.

[Inertia]

I do think this linen issue needs a more public airing. I expect the transactivist community are already clamouring for their membership of the Housewives Co-operative of Bolton, and the chance to fully explore all of the Lancashire-based housewifery opportunities that womanhood has to offer.

[SilverBirchWithout]

Cis pillowcases anyone?

[SavoyCabbage]

Spooky because I was in Dunelm this very day looking for a housewife pillow case and they were called 'cuffed'. Oxford were still Oxford.

I was all 'what is the world coming to'.