To be upset that I just shat myself?

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I've got a stomach bug and thought I needed to fart. I didn't. My partner thinks I'm silly for being upset. Aibu to feel a bit sad that my untarnished record of not crapping myself since I was a kid has been broken? And my favorite knickers are shitty.

Oh FFS, if you don't want to point and laugh or empathise with the OP, move on - there is nothing to see here. It does make me laugh when the thread police come out.

When I gave birth I was sure I had pooed. I kept saying I had pooed (gas and air made me a bit odd) and DH kept saying I hadn't. The midwife said I hadn't. I accused the midwife of being 'the poo liar' and insisted DH agree with me that she was actually 'the poo liar'. In the end he agreed and so did she just to shut me up

YANBU to be upset, it's horrible isn't it! I also don't see why it's weird to share it with your partner, nor why this thread is offending so many people. The title is pretty clear!

Irony
I love irony

"would be grateful for more reports if it goes further downhill"

It started at shit my best knickers, where is downhill? Not calling poo troll, just the turn of phrase amused me!

I feel sorry for you OP and I'm not arsed that you shared.

Well I did poo when dd was born. I know I did and the luffly midwife swept it away without comment. As soon as she appeared hours before I knew I was safe. She was called Hawa and was from Senegal. I remember her as one of the greatest women I have ever met

Haha I'm sorry who is the poo troll? I feel as if I'm missing out.

Just for kicks? Mocking people who have crapped themselves is just not on.

Sorry I was only joking when I called you the poo troll!

Now there is a title you want to aim for in life " the poo troll"

Sniggering like mad at I followed through at Gretna Green

:o

Why the hostiliity to the op, please. People share all kinds on here.

Also about it being gross to shit yourself. That's a bit naughty isnt it. What about people with bowel cancer or other stomach problems.
And op is quite right. You know by the title what the thread will entail, so why open it.
Hope you're okay soon, OP.

Looking forward to this thread being picked up by the Daily Mail. Or maybe an amusing section on The Wright Stuff in the morning?

"Poo liar"

Can't believe people are being judgypants about this....I saved it for last (best!) on trending. Fabulous.

Shame about the knickers though.

You are lucky to have lived this long shart free! It's not like I do regularly but I've been there

Ha! Never happened to me OP but can certainly empathise. Ignore the other posters. Why click into the thread if so clearly offended when it's apparent by the title what the nature of the post would entail!?

I've done it whilst at work. I did not have a stomach bug of any kind. It did not occur to me to lie to my colleague about why I had to rush home all of a sudden. I simply told her I'd had an accident and needed to go home and change. She looked a little bewildered but soon regained her composure. Nothing was said of it when I returned. I didn't even lie to my mother when I turned up at home to get changed.

Working in the care industry means becoming a little less embarrassed about bodily functions, although no less disgusted to have to sit in it in the car.

as a mother who is permanently cleaning phooey poo pants, I recommend a nice warm soak in some vanish. it's the old poo that's harder to get off :(

if you would like to give me advice on getting 8 yo to clean privates more effectively I'm all ears 😉

Boring.

Last year I simultaneously coughed, sneezed, puked and shat myself

Tummy bug with a chest infection

Thanks to those who are wishing me well. You'll all be pleased to know that I successfully made it this time around. Fool me twice..