I went to a private members club this evening and noticed an excess of signs. Within eye-view, there must have been 10 signs:
"security cameras in operation" - about 5 of these
"in accordance with health and safety, children are not permitted 1m from the bar"
"No billiards game to be played 15 minutes before closing"
"Don't stand here - bar serving area"
"No smoking"
"It is against the law to knowingly buy drinks for under-age guests"
"Don't drink and drive"
"Abuse of bar staff will not be tolerated"
I swear if aliens landed on earth, they would thing we were a bunch of imbeciles who had to be told what to do all the time.
I find these signs really offensive. We're paying customers and we're constantly being shouted at by ugly signs. Does it drive you crazy too!??
Peel your eyes next time you're in public. You might hoik your bosom too! :)