You know how things mysteriously disapear?

[CountCunula07029]

I was sat in the armchair with my e cig five minutes ago. And the bastard has grown legs and run away.

Ive moved the chair, checked the sides, checked my bag, checked the top of the radiator. Its gone!!!

Where has it bloody well decided to hide now

ive only had one vodka so im not drunk

[chelle792]

Have you lost a thong? One turned up at my house a couple of days ago and I started a thread about it.

I'm thinking your ecig might be with my potato peeler and carving fork. If anyone finds it I'd love them back

[somewheresomehow]

Now you have found it can you help me discover our metal ring that you fry eggs in its done a bunk and im buggered if i know where the bloody thing is, i have hunted everywhere
I think im going round the twist

[CwtchMeQuick]

It's listening to my iPod

About 3 months ago I was going for a run, got my iPod out and it wasn't charged so I left it on the arm of the chair so I'd remember to charge it when I got back. It's not been seen since. I've moved the living room around and found a few pounds, some hair bobbles, crayons and a lot of biscuit crumbs down the side of the chair. But no fucking iPod. Thought it'd turn up when I bought a new one, it did not

[CountCunula07029]

Shit, chelle. I wondered where I put that.

I really ought to stop drinking on a school night.

hic

[CountCunula07029]

Ive also just tried to balance my ecig behind my ear and it fell down the side of the chair- and nearly got lost again

[InTheTeapot]

I can't find my third bra fgs. I've only got three and one's gone missing.

[LordOfMisrule]

I lose my ecig constantly. The bastard loves to go walkies. It is usually in a sofa fold or lost in my jumper/a blanket.

[WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant]

I too, have lost a bra. And I only have two that are half way comfy for this week.

Ds has lost about 100 socks...

[sashh]

I once read a book about a girl who lived where all the disappearing stuff went. Quite an interesting idea. Maybe it's there.

www.amazon.co.uk/Place-Called-Here-Cecelia-Ahern-ebook/dp/B002RI9OO6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1453443095&sr=8-2&keywords=there%27s%20no%20place%20like%20here&tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21

[Dollymixtureyumyum]

Odd socks are the bane of my life. When we where decorating the tree Ds ran off with a small box of decorations and put them somewhere. They still have not been found

[BlackeyedShepherdsbringsheep]

oh cackled at that.... hoody pocket... I have never done that, oh no [innocent face]

[Fluffyears]

I had a fit today because my keys were missing. Always keep them in my bag to stop this. Checked bag 18 million times and eventually found them in one of the daft wee pockets they put in for mobile phones.

[x2boys]

i expect its with my thousands of missing socks,spoons and forks somewhere?

[MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig]

I made some cake mixture up the other day to make buns for the dds. Went to the pantry and hunted high and low for the bun cases I swore I'd got. Had to put the cake mixture in the fridge and buy some new bun cases in the supermarket the next day. When I opened the pantry to put the shopping away the bloody bun cases were on the top shelf, right at the front, dead in my eyeline. How the bloody hell was I not able to see them the day before? How?

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

I have about 4 pairs of tweezers and 3 pairs of nail clippers in my house somewhere. I can never find the fuckers when I need them.

DD has millions of socks but only about 4 pairs and my teaspoons disappear and reappear as knives.

[toffeeboffin]

DS's slippers have literally disappeared in the house. We have looked everywhere.

We've also found things in the house too, a sweater. No idea where it came from. DH wears it now though A new Tommy Hilfiger sweater, black, fits him perfectly. Usually hates branded stuff, but the Tommy sign is tiny.

We are always losing stuff, it's so weird.

[Friendlystories]

My Dad lost his this week during a hospital appointment, put it in his pocket on the way in, no sign of it by the time he came out. An hours drive through city traffic with no nicotine fix later he got out of the car and felt something in his coat, there was a hole in his pocket and the ecig had slipped through and was in the lining of his coat. I've told him he needs something bigger, my SX mini isn't as big as a vamo but too heavy to lose in pockets or coat linings thankfully, unlike my keys which I lose at least once a week Glad it turned up OP, slippery little fecker

[BillSykesDog]

Haha. My sponges used to go missing all the time. Discovered eventually that it was my cat and she had also nicked sponges from half the houses in the street!!