I am allergic to dogs - very allergic to dogs. I do love dogs though but I can't have them near to me.
There is a woman and her sister who live on my street and they have a dog. They let the dog wander about on one of those long leads and the dog licks/pisses/shits/wanders everywhere. I am a Childminder and when I am handing children over at the door the dog has appeared in the doorway and wandered into the hall. It's on its lead and its owner stands there laughing and saying 'oh come on nosy' . I asked the owner again and again not to let this and the fact the dog leaps up at the children to lick their faces happen. I just got grumbles. Eventually it stopped.
Now I get rudeness from the owner and her sister. I can't walk down the street without them cat calling me 'that lady hates you Fido - isn't she nasty?' Etc etc. they have also repeated stuff I have been saying to the kids - we cross roads and because I can have six kids I use my 'outside voice' which is bright and clear ' stop at the Kerb, look left and right etc' . The older kids have mentioned the ladies rudeness - they have noticed.
A few weeks ago DH and I noticed dog piss up the side of the car. Not the wheels - the door. This happened a few times.
Then I saw the culprit - the ladies and the dog - saw them stopping the dog at my car and waiting for dog to pee. I banged on the window and shouted please stop that now.
So ..... From then it's got worse and today the sister walked behind me with the dog saying loudly all sorts of shit about the dog and pissing up my car door.
I just keep walking and not retaliating.
My friend suggests crapping in a paper bag, leaving it at their door , setting it alight and knocking on the door.........
I am tempted