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To be really shocked by the sperm donor on Victoria Derbyshire?

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fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 10:26

He's making the case against unregulated sperm donation single-handed.

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SoupDragon · 13/01/2016 11:14

He sounds revolting!

fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 11:15

Oh yes Schwab, with Serena Joy digging her knees into Offred's ribs to make her presence felt.

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fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 11:18

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35296034

There he is.

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LurkingHusband · 13/01/2016 11:20

Yes, you'd hope someone's called the HMRC. Brings a whole new definition to 'self employed'.

Or handyman ?

It's a serious point though. He's explained he charges £50. He also claims to have been successful 800 times (which suggests his income may have been more than £40,000. Although presumably he'll want to keep his exact "hit rate" a secret). The article is unclear whether he charges per pop, or per successful result.

Another serious point is that he makes fuck all checks on the suitability of the people he's fathering children for. Bear in mind it's almost axiomatic that some of his customers will have been turned down for AI treatment for such reasons.

fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 11:27

I'm wondering whether his customers converse with him long enough to form an informed opinion on whether blending genes with him is wise.

If the initial phone calls are short and the service station meets/inseminations are usual, I might have had more opportunity to form an opinion of him notice that he's a bit peculiar than many of the intending mothers.

I wonder if any past customers have seen his appearance today?

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SnuffleGruntSnorter · 13/01/2016 11:30

He says he donates once a week and has been doing so for 16 years. That makes c.800 donations, not 800 children. So I'm not surprised his 40k figure doesn't add up either. Doesn't exactly seem the sharpest tool in the shed.

Great advert for proper licenced clinics!

LurkingHusband · 13/01/2016 11:34

He says he donates once a week

The old adage about what %age of the population are liars springs to hand mind

IamliftZilla · 13/01/2016 11:36

If he's been donating for 16 years his first children will becoming up to child bearing ages thenselves. What if he donates to one of them?

SnuffleGruntSnorter · 13/01/2016 11:39

zilla Shock

LurkingHusband · 13/01/2016 11:39

If he's been donating for 16 years his first children will becoming up to child bearing ages thenselves. What if he donates to one of them?

I'm pretty sure the risks of inbreeding, whilst significant, are nowhere near as bad as imagined.

But it's a dreadful thought.

OneFlewOverTheDodosNest · 13/01/2016 12:30

Is this the man from Hull? If so I've read before that there's a worry that because there will be so many half siblings abounding in a small area with no knowledge of their biological father, there will be accidental inbreeding.

Also, the man is a complete creep - he offers "donations" for £50 but will give a reduced rate to lady couples who want to do things the "natural way" and maintains that it has higher rates of success. Hmm

fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 12:56

Nope, Nr Luton, apparently.

I had to trawl his horrible FB page to fact-check that for you OneFlew (loads of references to 'one I made' and not wasting 'ammo' Hmm ) . You're welcome Smile

www.facebook.com/Simon-Watson-Sperm-Donor-210412125671595/

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fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 13:07

I though gay women could now get NHS services anyway (?) WHY would they go near him now?

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fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 13:07

(Or Mr Hull, or any of them?)

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LurkingHusband · 13/01/2016 13:28

but will give a reduced rate to lady couples who want to do things the "natural way"

Aren't there laws about advertising for sexual services in the UK ?

And given Facebooks stance on a hint of boob, one wonders if this falls foul of their AUP ....

ComposHatComesBack · 13/01/2016 13:29

Uggh that Facebook site.

OneFlewOverTheDodosNest · 13/01/2016 13:50

It makes it so much worse that there's more than one man out there doing this - how horrifying.

GoodSouls · 13/01/2016 13:51

Oh God that Facebook site is awful, he's talking about his children and his previous relationships, all of which have now ended which isn't surprising!!!
The continual comments about wasting ammo are just nauseating, eww.

fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 13:54

I can't stop reading that FB page now.

^These are my own ones

Simon Watson (Sperm Donor) : [name removed] in the blue t-shirt doesn't normally look that dopey but it was taken really late at night:L His own facebook has decent photos of him!

He's touting his own children like sales samples and encouraging prospective customers to go and look at the younger boy's FB profile! That boy looks about 10! All of this wide open and public. I'm running out of Shock faces.

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fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 13:56

Oops I included the kids' names. I'll ask MNHQ to edit. Probably futile but just because he's invading their privacy doesn't mean I should join in.

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seafoodeatit · 13/01/2016 14:05

So wrong on so many levels, okay, he's a weird narcissist with a complex and some warped ideas but the women/men/couples going to him - what the hell are THEY thinking? Have they at any point considered the psychological effects it will have on the resulting children?

fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 14:09

They can't be thinking about it in anything other than a very superficial - maybe desperation driven - way, or you just wouldn't do it, would you?

Who wants to be the person growing up trying to absorb and fully understand that conception, that man, that FB page and the idea of maybe 1000+ half-siblings?

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IfItsGoodEnough4ShirleyBassey · 13/01/2016 17:03

Nowadays men who donate sperm informally to lesbian or heterosexual married/CP'd couples are not regarded as the father by the CSA if the insemination was artificial.

However that exemption does not apply to a) donations by the "natural method" b) babies born before the law changed in 2009.

fidel1ne · 13/01/2016 17:08

It must be hard to establish that if the whole transaction was achieved informally in the m1 services, though. It's not as though there is a letter from a clinic. Boggling.

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DoctorTwo · 13/01/2016 18:03

He came (!) across as a massive wanker.

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