To charge them some rent?

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5 of them... Little bastards in my bathroom.

SLUGS.

How? Where did they get in?

Is it a downstairs bathroom?

If you charge them rent, won't they have rights?

Issue them with section 21 notice.

Find out where they're getting in and line their entrance with salt and copper. Failing that, kill the bastards. I will probably get flamed for this, but we had 4 or so enormous slugs (the leopard print kind) that returned to our house every time we chucked them out (even going round the corner to dispose of them, our house at the time had damp which I think they love). They'd find ways in, dodging our Booby-traps and after 6 months I'd had enough, we flushed every one of them down the loo never seen them since.

Yes, downstairs bathroom.

Piper, yours have loo-company now!

I can't be bothered with eviction papers at this time of night...

Give them a saucer of beer. Let them go out with a bang.

horrible little fuckers i have slug trails every morning near the tv i have put slug be gone down which is about much use as a chocolate teapot how do you get rid of them for good?

the copper thing didnt work either.

We used to get the slimy buggers in our dining room, gits!

We ended up using that expandable foam and filling in any gaps we could see in the skirting boards by the patio doors, it stopped them but it looks fuck ugly.

Leave a beer can with some dregs in it on the floor.
They love beer so they will all go into the can.

Then you can dispose of the can.

You still have to block up wherever they are getting in.

I hate the little fuckers too! I came downstairs once at about 3 am for a drink of water and found a slug in the frying pan which DH had used and not washed. That was disgusting.