To laugh so hard

[ilovemydoggy]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages and poor Dh doesn't think it's funny.
We was getting ready to go out and I always leave my straightens on while I get dress so I can run over the front of my hair again. This time I left them on the bed. Dh comes in taking to me and I'm deciding what to wear so not looking at him and what does he do. He sat naked on my straightens he then jumps up off the bed slips over and has put his foot through our bedroom wall. I'm not even the slightest bit sorry that I actually did laugh so much a little bit of wee may of come out.

I'm sorry. I thought it was funny. I'm probably a bad person.

I would probably check my dh was OK though, before dissolving into laughter. And obviously if he was hurt it wouldn't be funny. But since he wasn't - then yes.

I'm a bad person too then.

Of course OP didn't stand there pointing and laughing while her husband lay wreathing in pain asking for an ambulance.

I would have laughed but DH would have laughed at himself too.

A naked man wearing nothing but shoes, sits on straighteners, kicks hole in wall. Yeah that happened.

I'd laughed at 'naked man talking to me just wearing shoes' though

This story is very very familiar. In fact I'm sure I've heard read it before.

[slow clap]

Yes but ops DH didn't laugh until later she stated in her op that he was pissed off with her!

Mmm....naked man wearing only a pair of shoes......attractive

An either tired or boring....but that's not funny. Straightener burns hurt. Plus you shouldn't put hot straighteners down on a duvet. You also wrote 'we was' which makes me involuntarily gag, but I don't want to appear pedantic.
Get your DH some pants and yourself a heat pad.

My first reaction would be to check DH was OK.

Then I would probably laugh so hard I would temporarily lose the ability to breathe

You leave your straighteners lying on the bed, switched on (a place any perfectly reasonable person could expect to sit without injury). He comes in and sits on them and he's the clumsy one?!

I don't think I believe this happened. Even if I did I wouldn't put my berating hat on though. Providing the fictitious man hasn't got scalded testicles or a broken foot.