the goat ate the turkey, how about chicken nuggets?

[Gowgirl]

Exactly that! We went out last night and left the trusty goat with the little ones, when we said help yourself I wasn't thinking the the whole raw turkey!

So now we have opened our numerous presents and the children are happily playing call of duty on their new Xbox 1( the 2 yo is a terrible shot!) should I give them the nuggets in the freezer for Christmas dinner or pick up something when I go to the local shop for more gin?

I've read this a few times. What?

How much gin have you had?

Your two year-old is playing call of duty? YABU

The goat ate your turkey?

Your 2 year old is playing call of duty?

Baffled.

is this a very shit attempt at goading or being funny?

Happy Christmas anyway!

Is your local Greggs open?

I think the OP is trying to be funny not very successfully

It's a joke people

Have goat instead. If you do it quick enough, it'll be like one of those three bird roasts.

Well, I find these threads discusting.
Your all discusting too (bloody autocorrect keeps changing to disgusting, I have no idea why).
And your all getting on my goat.

I know - took me a while to get it - OP are any of your kids dads coming over - can they bring a bird?

Don't diss nuggets you horrible buggers. It's nuggetist.

I think you can only have nuggets if they are the Christmas tree shaped ones?

Your local shops open on Christmas Day?!

Can I come to your house? I have gin

There is no possible question to which gin is not a good answer.

Mix the gin with fruit shoot- instant Cheeky avimto!

don't forget your fags ffs.

nuggets and sausage roll.

Was that a goat you got on benefits or did you buy it yourself? If the former, YABU to leave her in charge. You don't know where she's been.

Nanny...I see what you did there.