daily mail 'mumsnet for jihadis' how is that ok?

[LostMyBaubles]

Dear mnhq
how can the daily mail say an online forumis 'mumsnet for jihadis '?

I wonder if there's been a flurry of jihadi Jane's piling on here to look for osams flan recipes and piglethalaljohns advice on how to build a better pipe bomb?

God, they must be disappointed.

Terrorists are swapping baking tips for the perfect 9/11 cake?

Do they have gluten free ones?

Does the plane have small parts my toddler could choke on?

These are all very important questions to me.

S&B would be full of posts such as "Which brand of support pant is best for concealing both cellulite and incendiary devices?"

Sadly - I suspect what many of them really want to say wouldn't be allowed on there. Deletion and being banned would probably be very real and very permanent sad

Yes, it's sad, some of these women are very downtrodden and suppressed by the men.
It's like the dark ages.
We don't realize how lucky we are to live in a culture where women can say what they want without fear of reprisal.

^My attempts at making a witty quip but it's just impossible to go there without being as crass as the DM, even unintentionally.

What sort of biscuits do they serve?

I suspect the Mail likes to read MN for ideas.

Paul Dacre is a coward just like his father - obsessing over women he can't have and getting enraged at them for existing.

He is on record as having banned anyone from photographing his own wife because he is too embarrassed of how she looks (like a NORMAL middle aged woman), even though she bore him several children.

#whataguy

Anyone who works for the Mail is generally a toadying failure in life who is basically paid to be the toilet paper to wipe and distribute the cowardly perineum of Paul Dacre of the shit he produces.

One hears of these "hacks" as they style themselves, regularly getting sacked for not being suitable shite receptacles.

Distribute the shit I meant, not distribute the perineum

The Daily Mail is probably the most read paper on Mumsnet.. Is it? Now I'm confused. I have always thought mumsnet and me were anti DM.

Mumsnet is used by many different people from many different backgrounds.

Of course there will be a lot on MN posters that read it.

DM is the most talked newspaper on MN.
People hate it so much they can't stop talking about it. Strange that.

I've tried to find the Free our Sisters website to have a look, but all I could find was a Twitter page which is full of hate filled tweets (the hate being aimed at anyone who isn't a jihadi loving Muslim). perhaps the website is by invitation only - however, I'm sure ( at least I hope) the security services are monitoring it.

is this cake better for the easily confused?

Well, I read the dailymail most days. It's a guilty pleasure between me and a colleague. I am by no means a drooling moron, if you are wondering. Neither is she.

Has anybody looked to see how many members this insurrectionist web forum for women has? No, not this one. That one!

I bet it's like the very early days of MN, with the founders chirpily posting to each other.

Or actually started by the Mail for the story.

WTAF?

I had no idea the Cake section of the site had been overrun by Jihadists! I'm off to have a look.

I've just image searched that cake. It's on like a million 'funny jokes' pages and a handful of American scare sites about them evil Muslims. Dating back to 2012 before I got fed up with scrolling.

Another made-up story from this nation's most widely read "news" source.

They're fucking right![anger][fear]

I've just been over and read the first thread on the forum. The OP wanted to make "six muffins" but was unsure of the amount of "baking soda" to use. Her username sounds a bit foreign if you ask me.

Anyway other posters kept asking her "are you sure?" Before beginning to make suggestions about adjusting the amount of baking powder, I believe one poster even suggesting the OP make 12 muffins instead of six.

And there was even a picture of a cake!

I am writing....

IMMIGRANTS WOMEN PROPERTY!!!!!

....to defend my newspaper...

YOU ALL LIVE IN HOUSES WORTH £234,456,45!!!

...from the harridans who write, who are secretly gagging to marry men like me and my father, who own suburban bungalows...

WOMEN IN FITTED DRESSES WITH HAND ON HIP!

you MOTHERS....

(fap fap fap fap....MUMMY!....fap fap fap fap)

I'll be back.

Regards,

Paul

OMG, Dione.

We're doomed. 👾

Sit down, Paul. Have a jammy dodger, why don't you?

A WOMAN is talking to me.

(giggles like naughty boy....sound of rustling)

Oops, forgot!

Sorry.

Take two :)

PHOTO OF KIM KARADSHIAN "FLAUNTING HERSELF"

(fap fap fap)