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To think this puts a whole now spin on herman the german friendship cake!

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TheoriginalLEM · 30/11/2015 22:24

cuntsourdogh this is so NOT a gfeminist issue!

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TheoriginalLEM · 30/11/2015 22:39

just me then? id have thought folk would have loved this. i may have been influenced by Wine

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Sparkletastic · 30/11/2015 22:41

Oh

My

God

Shock
Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/11/2015 22:45

We really need a boak emoticon. Yeurgh.

OldBeanbagz · 30/11/2015 22:45

That really would be oversharing if you served it at a dinner party!

QueenArseClangers · 30/11/2015 22:46

Ha ha ha!

Stratter5 · 30/11/2015 22:54

Crapping hell that is disgusting Shock

VestalVirgin · 30/11/2015 23:16

"She tells HuffPost UK Lifestyle: "While moulds and funguses have been used in cooking for years, we should never consider eating anything that could contain human genetic material."

Absolutely. We should never eat any convenience products. Particles of some worker's skin could be in there.

One could base a new diet on that!

TheoriginalLEM · 01/12/2015 05:44

I'd rather not!

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Scarletforya · 01/12/2015 05:50

I agreed with the bloke who posted i think you're confusing mental illness with feminism

Vile.

sashh · 01/12/2015 05:57

I have allowed my mouse to hover over the link and I'm not clicking.

TheoriginalLEM · 01/12/2015 06:04

well thats a pretty vile comment in itself. I have a mental illness and i can tell you i have no desire to make cake from my fanny juice. Confused

kills own thread

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dontcallmecis · 01/12/2015 06:20

Surely you'd make muffins?

CherryPicking · 01/12/2015 06:39

Yuck.

TwatTheNinja · 01/12/2015 06:40
Xmas Envy
WizardOfToss · 01/12/2015 06:46

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

YakTriangle · 01/12/2015 07:01

Well that's put me right in the mood for some sandwiches containing nostril hairs, possibly with a side of eye gunk sleepy dust.

Igneococcus · 01/12/2015 07:06

Doesn't CO2 accumulation enhance virulence in candida? I may be misremembering that. I hope she mad sure her bread was baked through properly just in case.

Cloppysow · 01/12/2015 08:12

When life gives you lemons...

MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 01/12/2015 08:18

I can't... I just can't

Surely you'd make muffins?

Proper lol'ed

Catsize · 01/12/2015 08:19

Oky, speaking against the grain, I quite like it.
I like it as an idea, as a sort of scientific experiment.
I hope nobody ate it though.
And it is a bit weird to publicise it, but all in the name of science I guess...

TheoriginalLEM · 01/12/2015 08:28

i just don't understand her point. We shouldn't be repulsed by vaginal juices - fine.

But this wasn't just any vaginal juice............ this was infected vaginal juice!

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Igneococcus · 01/12/2015 08:40

Candida is the wrong yeast to use for bread baking, she would have been better of finding some rotting fruit with Saccharomyces. But as a microbiologist I kind of like it as well. Many strains have been isolated originally from fairly yucky sources. Some Candida species are used in cheese fermentation.

dontcallmecis · 01/12/2015 08:48

But....but....it's sourdough! You don't need yeast. You also don't need fanny juice to make your own starter! All you need is flour and water.

Vedamakesthebesttoast · 01/12/2015 08:50

That's like saying you've got a horrible snotty head cold and people shouldn't be grossed out by snot so off you pop and sneeze into one milk and start trying to use the bacteria to make blue cheese..... Hi because she's tried to upper impose a feminist slant on her experiment doran make it any less utterly feckin disgusting

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elQuintoConyo · 01/12/2015 08:58

Bwa-ha-ha! Great find LEM

Thinking out of the box, indeed.