To think you bite WITH the ridges, not against!

[bumbleymummy]

The person beside me is eating ridged crisps and not biting along the ridges. What madness is this?!

Aldi's fake KitKats are sufficiently pleasant for those boycotting. Just FYI!

So long as you eat them properly like a civilised human being. Break off one entire finger (not your own), nibble off all chocolate, eat one wafer layer at a time.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT KITKAT??! Omfg, of all the outrageous things I've read on here that truly takes the chocolate covered biscuit. I want to marry you just I can LTB that would do this. Madness.

I do not discriminate with ridges btw.

Across the ridges. Fo' sho'.

Damn you all, I have just had to eat a packet of ridges that I wasn't planning to, and certainly did NOT need.

Kit Kat - all just so very very wrong. Criminal eating. Vulgar actually.

I thought it was about the crunch, against the ridges is far more crunchy than biting at a flat point.

Across the ridges! Has to be.
Biting the ridges off one by one is just weird.
Those crisps are shape like a tongue, they only feel right when the ridges lie along your tongue, parallel to tongue.

I want to marry you just I can LTB that would do this.

Comment of the day.

FFS I didn't actually create that travesty. I Googled it. But the strength of feeling all normal-feeling people have against it is exactly what OP and I experience when you fucking monsters lot bite across the ridges of McCoys.

With the ridges. It's just to messy otherwise. (And no, you don't just shovel them in your mouth in one go.)

The kitkat photo makes me feel all shuddery.

Thanks for the Aldi tip off Mrs H!

Not tried Aldi KitKats, but DH loves Aldi ridges!

WTAF is happening to the world? That kitkat is pure anarchy. So pleased that I am laying down wallowing in my mid afternoon bath as I fear I may have fallen down.

As for the ridges, I favour the Seabrook over the McCoys. Preferably prawn cocktail or salt and vinegar. Always licked clean of flavour before being eaten whichever way they fall into my mouth. Nibbling incurs a wrath that has seen me snatch a bag away from the perpetrator and scrunch it into crumbs.
NB only scrunch the crisps of people you know very well

Crisps have to be put in whole, snapped in half with the tongue if big enough & then crunched on both sides of the mouth at once.

Ridged ones snap more easily if the ridges run longitudinally in the mouth.

Exactly Witch! It's much more satisfying. Why would anyone deny themselves the pleasure of cracking the crisp in beautifully straight lines?

I really really want to buy a Kitkat now just to eat it like that. It would feel deliciously rebellious. And I'm not even that keen on Kitkats!

I'm not that bothered about the crisps but that Kitkat did make me feel a bit weird.

Sometimes I eat (aldi obvs) kit-kats straight across in order to feel flagrante. Kind of Marie Antoinette and the cake situ.

Ridges straight across on the tongue. Maybe a few at a time to get the full debauched element. Who would bite into a crisp? Unacceptably petty in my book.

I eat my KitKats (or Aldi alternative) like the photo

It does generally send people around me mad

Oh and ridged crisps are just hoovered into my mouth any old way.