To be pissed off that I just got SEVEN green ones in a tube of Fruit Pastilles?

[Destinysdaughter]

And only 2 yellow, 2 orange and NO black ones? I hate green fruit Pastilles, haven't bought them for ages and I don't even eat the green ones. They taste different as well, flatter, not as juicy. So pissed off! Hardly ever buy sweets anymore and these were a huge disappointment! What's happened to them? Can anyone reccomend some decent sweets these days that haven't been messed with/ruined...?

Ha ha, we call the green ones Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck! Haha, why?

Cos dh says they taste like the green variety of toilet duck

All green sweets are called Toilet Duck now

Green sweets are unlucky. Bruce Forsythe throws them away.

What the fuck...how do you know that? Is he some sort of confectionery guru now he's off strictly?

Yanbu! Green ones are disgusting and should be outlawed.

I don't like green anything.
YANBU

YANBU. This is a TRAVESTY.

YANBU I would sue, for the cost of the packet and psychological distress. Disgusting!

YABVVVVVVU. The green ones are the only ones worth eating.